Elite Four Brian

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[Elite Four Brian @bjhusmann]

She left the review in french so here’s the rough translation..

"I don't know what he knows happened in the toilet. but stains that are difficult to recover..”

[Elite Four Brian @bjhusmann]

French lady left me a bad review on AirBnb because I left skid marks in the toilet..?

[Elite Four Brian @bjhusmann]

@John_Husmann Let it go dude

[SmilodonnaVT 🍗 @SmilodonnaVT]

why the fuck did we stop putting gargoyles on buildings

[it’s just meera @meeracleshappen]

every day I wake up and say “I’m tired of this grandpa” and every day the universe says “that’s too damn bad”

[Elite Four Brian @bjhusmann]

@TimmyDangles91 Stephon Marbury exclusives

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@maviddueller @basquiatball There is a clear and very obvious choice here, you are right!

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@PattMeck It be like that though!

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

People are more concerned with looking like a good person than being a good person

[Elite Four Brian @bjhusmann]

@ceja12 👀👀 still living up to the name?

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@BurBink @coltondorr @PattMeck 2,4,9 they’re all mine

[Elite Four Brian @bjhusmann]

@itssarahenry false

[Elite Four Brian @bjhusmann]

Happy Thursday to everyone expect the amateurs who “reply all” to emails

[Elite Four Brian @bjhusmann]

@ErinHusmann Not if you reply all you don’t

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@ErinHusmann I hope Remy from Ratatouille kills Stuart Little

[Steve Perrault @Steve_Perrault]

Still my favorite video ever

[Elite Four Brian @bjhusmann]

@DahlgDaddy Thanks dude - Feeling really left out here. HMU [email protected]

[Elite Four Brian @bjhusmann]

Whoa I definitely missed the memo for all these roaring 20’s themed NYE parties. Someone email me next time, sheesh!