BJ Johnson

Husband. Father. Friend.

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One of my favorite oxymorons is “Microsoft Works”

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@MatthewBarnett This tweet aged WAY TOO well!

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@AdamSchefter Checks calendar…not April 1st…tears begin.

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Happy Father’s Day to everyone but the Atlanta @Braves who just keep RUINING my good moods by losing terribly to terrible teams. (Steps off soap box 📦)

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@PJD3_WolfPack You’re not alone! I’m right there with you and am realizing day by day there is no way I’m getting my money back much less what should have been. @CEOAdam is a crook and took us all for a ride. I hate it. Thought he was different.

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@Joelbodker @elonmusk I’m just saying if we can make a spree bridge and a chocolate waterfall with two weeks notice, Elon might be able to make life happen on Mars 🤣🤣

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@CEOAdam You have a ton of mine with all those reverse splits…I’m down to an under 4th of what I owned and at a lower price than my average…please tell me all about your pain AA!

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@CEOAdam Can’t wait till they make the movie about how you get found out and go to jail for the bull you pulled over the $amc investing community. #ReckoningComing

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@YouTubeTV Hey @elonmusk time to start a television company!

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How appropriate that my @netflix decided to permanently freeze up on the ad for “Back in Action” 🫣🫠😫

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@charliekirk11 Is this video slowed down or is she just slurring her words naturally?

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@ZPSteelers2 We give up nothing.
We get Aiyuk.
Their next 7 first round picks.
And James Harrison got 4 sacks and a pick 6.

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@BrandonGaudin those shirts are fuchsia not salmon 😜

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@WXII do you have an update on 73N closure? Tried getting in at Wendover and it’s completely blocked.

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@POTUS

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If I win this #VividCityChurch is getting THE HOOK UP!!!

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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

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@BalenciLaLa @nicekicks @UNC_Basketball @Jumpman23 @luka7doncic

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@1mustangcharlie @Braves Wow! The nerve to post this when most of us celebrate Toyotathon!

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@steelers #HereWeGo

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@DaleMurphy3 @Braves Greensboro, NC and we watch EVERY GAME!

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Fire Matt Canada. Please.

@steelers