Turkey trot 5ks the morning of thanksgiving are a great place to practice high and late slides on losers. About to finish a silly race? Congrats, call the ambulance
It is with a heavy heart that I’d like to announce that I have broken my phone via a drop on the floor.
Although this moment is sad I remain undeterred in my decision to live life without a phone case. I will never put a case on my phone. That is my promise to you.