Brandon Faulkner

Planet's largest consumer of grace and mercy...Purdue ‘03 BSME #Boilerup 🚂 #professionaltroll

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@ZachHicks2 Yeah, when you stay alive, you def miss your death status

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@mchappell51 One you’re intimately familiar with Chappy…reader

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@HolderStephen I feel the same regarding college football and NFL. I love watching football. I can sit and watch almost any NFL game, but I have a hard time watching most college games for the same reason as you stated, I want to watch the best.

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@HammerAndRails You missed: Ghost of Joe Tiller

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@RomeovilleKid Makes it all the more stunning how bad Rutgers was with him and Bailey.

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@carsandbids Are 911 owners just Corvette owners in fancier shoes? They all think they have that rare, 1 of 1 spec and have copious amounts of documentation to back it up.

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@HolderStephen In support of your point, I’m seem to remember people asking Phil Jackson about his relationship with Jeanie Buss while he was head coach of the Lakers. Not inappropriate there either…

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@RomeovilleKid Never seen a team play more like Purdue than this Texas squad. No surprise they’re still in it. Great hustle play.

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@FMBladesGaming @skywalkerhikes I’ll issue a public apology the first time he averages 60% completions for a season. I feel pretty safe in never having to issue that statement though…

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@FMBladesGaming @skywalkerhikes Hahaha, if you guys believe that, you can have AR. There’s a reason his receivers weren’t moving prior to the throw. He can’t hit a receiver in stride, so they do this drill to make it look like a good throw. Keep dreaming, while the rest of us live in reality.

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@nwbaird @DanaBenbow Good dude, I’m glad he’s getting his chance to play at Texas.

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@BassProShops Same spot, the following weekend

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@BassProShops Didn’t have a scale with me, so no weight

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@AlexGoldenNBA Where did you play 5 games this weekend? And you still had the energy to write a column…amazing.

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@bomani_jones I ran to the Twitters to see @bomani_jones take on this…got that boiler going full out on the hate train and I’m here for it.

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@TYHilton13 A top talent at the position, but an even better human being. Thanks for the memories…

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@LockedOnColts Why can’t either of you figure out how to pronounce Ebukam’s last name correctly?

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@FishinWithFlair Are you affected at all by the wildfires? If so, hope your family stays safe.