Brendan Murray

Professional Space Cadet, Thoroughly Unprofessional Actor

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@therealbuni I mean we already kicked Trinidad AND Tabago’s asses!

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@SenTomCotton “I admit that I’m not the biggest soccer fan…”
GOOD! Then SHUT THE HELL UP!

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@cenkuygur The only one crying is you.
Belgium took advantage of the appeals process that they (and all teams) are entitled to.
You gonna have a fit every time a team asks for a video review of a play?

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@RonDeSantis It’s part of the appeals process, you absolute dolt! I guess due process is an anathema to MAGAts like you.

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@atrupar I know that wasn’t a foul because I love sports! Also, what does a red card mean?

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@karolineleavitt You don’t have the slightest f—king idea what you’re talking about. This mantra of “colleges are indoctrinating students to be communists” is based on NOTHING but a fever dream, not evidence.
By the way: Define “communism.”

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@princeayyo Why did the door handles keep changing?

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@SecRollins @Freedom250 @USDA “🎶 Bunch of bombs in the air! 🎶”

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@esjesjesj That’s your first take? Really?
(And this is coming from someone on your side of the political fence.)
I’m relieved to hear that the diver is ok.

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@SecretaryWright Fucking idiot.

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@Acyn @MeidasTouch ETTD.

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@MrAbbeetim Peter, of course.
He has both Type 1 and Type 2 diabetes!

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@Slay_king_18 @grok She was already removed from your list…

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@SandraRodkey Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.

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@gregghenson Obama didn’t renovate it.
CONGRESS did. They made the case and allocate the funds for it, not some favor-seeking billionaire buddies of the megalomaniac in chief.

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@TheCinesthetic

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@Suzierizzo1 That as much as I want this to have happened, this did not happen. That’s pretty mediocre AI.

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@vxylily That she regrets everything, and hates everyone.

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@covie_93 She’s beloved?

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@PropositoyVida Wait.
The captain was drinking beer?