Subsonic Belly Flop

De gustibus non est disputandum.
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Nice. #TSLA

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@MrBeast One penny

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

The American Revolution was a radical libertarian movement unique in human history.

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@jmrphy @grok, summarize this because I can't be bothered.

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The most American vehicles on (and off) the planet.

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Happy 250th birthday, America!

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@Tesla Model YL

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@maggiemoda Rich people are already doing this.

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@lpborg Made with AI?! Couldn't use a real map?

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@KodyChamberlain I understood that reference.

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@wholemars

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@BradyHaran The algo started deprioritizing tweets with links while X also started incentivizing threads because users can get more interactions on multiple sub-tweets with a single topic.

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@CultureCrave

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@Jason Not that much.

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are

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@Polymarket She's really punching below her weight.

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How did my @Jira Automation rule log 17676 seconds (~5 hours) before getting throttled if I triggered it an hour ago?

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@BuzzCrave_ They're about to learn that plastic surgery doesn't get passed down to your kids.

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The latest version of @Tesla FSD in my 2026 Model Y is way more jerky than the previous. It dodges phantom objects and is less decisive when switching lanes or merging. Also, this morning it failed to get into a turning lane because it waited until the last minute and realized it didn't have enough room to reduce speed.
I wish I had more control over the driving style. I want most of what Mad Max offers, but I want it to get into the correct lane for turning much sooner, avoid unprotected left turns, and be able to set a max speed above the posted limit. I also can't wait to be able to tell it how to always park at my home and office.

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@suchnerve It's not a secret. Men will tell you exactly what they're looking for.

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@BrianAtlas Same thing happens the other direction, but it's worse with cigarettes.