Brent Jordan

[AB @AB84]

Cracker Transformation of the Year Award

@NjTank99 @barstoolsports

A lot of respect for Frank’s journey

@FreeSpeechCTO @barkmediax @CtespnN

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Wario’s Beef & Pork in Columbus is fucking incredible

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

SEA 48 - 45 DET
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1073rd unique final score in NFL history.

[THE ™️ Barstool Ohio State @BarstoolOSU]

I mean this is RIDICULOUS 🔥Ohio State is WRU. @brianhartline

[Brent Jordan @bjordan222]

I made a top 5 list last night that I am publicly retracting. @KemppJackk and @natekovach10 made it clear there were various errors and I will be back next week stronger than ever

[Brent Jordan @bjordan222]

@natekovach10 Honorable mention

[Brent Jordan @bjordan222]

Top 5 ranch dressings
5.Dave and Busters
4.iaconos pizza
3.Piada
2.Rusty Bucket
1.Buffalo Wild Wings

[Brent Jordan @bjordan222]

Top 5 douchiest animals of all time
1.Scrappy-Doo (Scooby-Doo)
2.Garfield
3.Skipper (penguin)
4. Jerry (Tom and Jerry)
5. Snowball (secret life of pets)
Honorable Mention: Cat in the Hat (he’s basically a person so not counting it)

[Brent Jordan @bjordan222]

Ever see something this perfect @R_breesy

[Brent Jordan @bjordan222]

@joecallahan_10 I would also like to retract his previous statements

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

All while blindfolded…

Disgusting.

[Brent Jordan @bjordan222]

“I knew I shouldn’t have but why not”-smart guy

[Brent Jordan @bjordan222]

Congrats on the follow brother

[Did The Browns Win? @DidClevelandWin]

No.

[Brent Jordan @bjordan222]

@Trevor72355297 @lafler_trevor

[Did The Browns Win? @DidClevelandWin]

No.

[Did The Browns Win? @DidClevelandWin]

No.

[Brent Jordan @bjordan222]

@R_breesy Hitler was a Texas fan and Kim Jong likes Michigan