Elon Musk🐀 parody

Big Xennial AMAB enby, kinda gave up trying to get smaller :P MSA grad, agnostic spiritualist, Bad Leftist™️, all the queer ^_^ wait, there's more! :D

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@SqSehrish 5 (005)

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@John_Mehaffey IIRC they were keeping the Rampart name for the casino and just changing the resort’s name… odd but consistent with what was said to be happening 🧐🤷

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@mattyglesias But are any of them affordable? That was his whole premise - to provide an option that is *affordable* to New Yorkers. What Mamdani is setting forth is a public option, which actually seems kinda center-left; should be right up your alley, unless you’re just centrist now 👀😒

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@DemocraticWins “The leading Democrstic candidate” ummmm NO but ok 👀

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@madisonbadger00 @voxdotcom Are you ok? This exchange has never been had before, at least not seriously 🤦

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@Lex_491 @LasVegasLocally … closed (at least exterior doors) except when there is inflow/outflow of goods or people 🧐

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@Lex_491 @LasVegasLocally Clarification: the hypothetical re the front door is about when/how long it stays open; if somebody has their garage door open with stored items visible all the time, that might be where a fine could legally happen, but if the door is used as, well, a door, which is generally…

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@CircaLasVegas @DerekJStevens Bring back the 8/5 Bonus Poker progressives you took from Golden Gate and then we can talk about “Since Day One” ok? Okay 👍

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… have just shown yourself to be quite fragile, and I have all the time today, so… 😊🥳

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@BrunoMars lol somebody made a decent joke and you got all bent out of shape, then pulled the coward move and dirty deleted… Oh well, you can never delete this, and 1) I have been plenty of good **** in my life, maybe none that can pay off 8-figure gambling debts 🤷 2) You…

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@RepFine If you had any basic understanding of this, you would know that a lot of furry/cosplay stuff is decidedly not sexual. Even a lot of things that fall under the tent of “kink” is not inherently sexual. You turning it into OmG mUsT bE KiDdIE gRaPe is a You Problem 👀🤨🙄😒🫩

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@SteaknShake DEI is actually good on average for companies compared those those without DEI policies/prsctices, but way to try and score cheap political points you numpty 🙄

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@rickyricardoxxo @LasVegasLocally Odds are 90/10 you’re just a racist who sees what they want to see, but ok

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@rickyricardoxxo @LasVegasLocally I’m not sticking up for them specifically, just pointing out that whenever (Wh*te) people see a video of Black or Latine people fighting they get all activated, but when Kyle and Peter throw hands because they can’t hold their liquor it’s *crickets*… I wonder why(te) 🤔🤨😒

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@rickyricardoxxo @LasVegasLocally Would you say that to their faces? You’re so certain, put that s**t on socials, please educate us of your oh-so-righteous ways… 🍿🍿🍿

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@Bubblebathgirl @GavinNewsom It’s not a lie; it might be jumping to conclusions, but the Orange One you hold so dear tweeted that there are too many paid holidays… which ones does he not support? If he won’t clarify, it could be a reasonable assertion he means all or almost all of them 🧐

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@TheVegasVice … it has gotten a lot more difficult. And people want their vacations to be easy. Especially in Vegas, a lot of people remember it being quite easy to get a good deal and have a good time. They don’t want to have to walk 2-3 properties down just to hunt a reasonable deal.

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@TheVegasVice … value, and it’s just not that way anymore (again, especially on the strip). Gambling odds worse, higher minimum bets, fewer comps, fewer deals, resort and parking fees keep going up, customer service fallen off a cliff, hidden fees… Is it possible to dodge? Yes. But…