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[BJ @bjorr87]

@alwayssunny @meellisday Nikki Potnick was another Shyamalan twist. @GlennHowerton @RMcElhenney

[Glenn Howerton @GlennHowerton]

That really is impressive. RT @cole_davis: Fan made movie trailer about Dennis going full blown sociopath
http://t.co/7X8sCZlB4t

[BJ @bjorr87]

Watching Netflix and ordering in.. Awesome if I wasn't doing it alone...

[BJ @bjorr87]

@KevinHart4real #OfficialRHOH marathon on #Netflix .. Actually one of the funniest shows I've ever watched.

[BJ @bjorr87]

When does the party stop and this all become real life again. Too many years of the same routine....

[BJ @bjorr87]

@SharlaHanna I thoroughly enjoy the MTV cribs reference..

[BJ @bjorr87]

@SharlaHanna just so the ppl know.. That isn't my front door. I live in the entire house.

[BJ @bjorr87]

@SharlaHanna whitepeopleproblema .. You're welcome for that innovative idea

[BJ @bjorr87]

@SharlaHanna I'm unfamiliar with that expression.... #hashtag

[BJ @bjorr87]

I don't tweet, I caw.

[BJ @bjorr87]

I pooped without my phone for the first time in a long time.. I've never felt so rushed.

[BJ @bjorr87]

Merry Birthday Santa Jesus

[BJ @bjorr87]

My txts are either massive novels or short, hilarious sarcasm.

[BJ @bjorr87]

#scarfella

[BJ @bjorr87]

It's not even early yet