Bayoncé

[Bayoncé @bjp13]

I wonder if my dog gets tired of listening to the same 5 songs on repeat with me

[Bayoncé @bjp13]

I don’t care what Cheetos are basically sacks of air with cheese on them. They are delicious and always will be delicious.

[Bayoncé @bjp13]

Back working normal hours, and guys...I miss my dog

[Bayoncé @bjp13]

Hear me out. Have they tried rubbing some dirt on it?

[Bayoncé @bjp13]

There was this time at my summer internship during college that I ate pizza in my bed, while I was drunk, and woke up the next morning with a piece of sausage and a lot of sauce cuddling me in bed. If that doesn’t describe college, idk what does.

[James @CaucasianJames]

i posted this 2 years ago with 400 followers. if u have a goofy idea in ur head bring it to life. and please don’t care about what people will think...man i’m such an inspiration

[Bayoncé @bjp13]

Good lord. I am tired of hearing everyone’s opinion on my life 🤦🏼‍♀️

[mad @mad____smith]

somebody tell all these white boys that empty liquor bottles aren’t decorations

[Bayoncé @bjp13]

@BuschBeer @Tuff18910

[Bayoncé @bjp13]

Tilt-a-whirl operators are this nation’s BACKBONE

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i wasn’t a good dog today

april fools. i was so good

[Bayoncé @bjp13]

I am fucking gold, but you prefer silver and that’s okay.

[emily hogan @em_hogan8]

girl on say yes to the dress: “my budget today is five thousand dollars”

nine year old me w no concept of money: “fckin cheap ass”

[Bayoncé @bjp13]

@Roysenotes @drewdsntlisten

[Bayoncé @bjp13]

For the first time ever, I passed a group of 5 city workers and all 5 of them were actually working. Buy a lotto ticket guys. Something’s in the air.

[HIMMOTHY😎 @Motionman_23]

Me holding my diploma

[Bayoncé @bjp13]

It takes grace to remain kind in cruel situations