Benjamin "bj" John

Language Artist. Humorist. Holy Fool. Thinking more honestly. When you are done with hate and outrage, join me at @bjsboosguy.bsky.social

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People who get offended by jokes are miserable. People who get offended by *anything* are miserable.

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New Year's resolution: see fewer reasons to be outraged.

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When people are speaking they are teaching you how they want you to think.

They are not telling you the truth.
They are not being honest.
They are telling you what to think because it benefits them.

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You deserve better.

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Just like me, you chose this timeline. We are in this together.

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Jesus loves Joe Biden so much that He died for him. Are you like Jesus?

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Every day the Venn diagram of MySpace users and Twitter users gets closer to being a circle.

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Do you find it strange how antisocial all the social media sites have become lately?

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Remember, if God is real, He is also permitting everything that happens.

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The very act of condemning someone for their sexual or gender identity as a moral failure is itself a moral failure.

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Almost became the "I read the Bible so you don't have to" guy, but realized that's part of the problem.

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The boosting of Twitter Blue Checkmark accounts effectively shadow bans everyone else.

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A church that inspires anything other than complete and total, everlasting love is a terrorist organization.

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Anyone surprised that environmentalist don't make a bigger fuss about the very common practice of urinating and defecating into a bowl of what was drinkable water?

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@RonFilipkowski You may not like knowing how the sausage is made but that doesn't mean it's vegan propaganda.

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I'm surprised more people don't support inflation. For most people, inflation is the only chance they have of becoming a billionaire.

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If it's sin that makes people do evil things, what makes a praying mantis eat its mate?

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When someone truly cares about you, their upmost concern is whether you love you.

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Some people can't take a win: "What doesn't feed my outrage is outrageous!"

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One might think that God and His people would be more concerned with the widespread butchering of God's creatures and destruction of God's planet than with someone wearing clothes not within man-made social norms.

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With enough time, inflation will raise the minimum wage to a billion dollars per hour.