Bharat Kapoor

Occasionally funny, but always lame!

[Bharat Kapoor @bkapooo]

There's a ME in MEH! 🙄

[Renuka Chowdhury @RenukaCCongress]

The GOI’s approach to transgender rights exposes a shocking lack of understanding and empathy. A Bill that undermines self-identity, pushed without meaningful stakeholder consultation, and now even refusing dialogue!

This is not reform, it is regression.

Gender rights cannot be dictated with such shallow and crass thinking.

#NoGoingBack
#RejectTransBill2026

[Bharat Kapoor @bkapooo]

You know you are close to turning 30 when you have a particular way of tucking in your bedsheet!

[DEEPAK AHUJA @DEEPAKKAHUJA]

#Gurgaon
- आखिर माहिरा ग्रुप पर हरियाणा सरकार @cmohry इतनी मेहरबान क्यों?
- सेक्टर 63, 68, 95, 103 और 104 के करीब 5000 परिवार पीएम जनआवास योजना @PMOIndia के नाम पर फ्लैट लेकर फंस गए।
- जंतर-मंतर पर सेक्टर 68 स्थित माहिरा होम्स बायर्स का प्रदर्शन।
#Mahira_Homes @dtcphry

[Bharat Kapoor @bkapooo]

When I say I am growing as a person, I mean physically and not metaphorically!! #JUSTFYI

[Bharat Kapoor @bkapooo]

Why is it always "mein location pe aa gaya" and never "Tereee... Ghar aaya... Mein aaya tujhko lene"?

[Bharat Kapoor @bkapooo]

"My therapist knows about you!" is a different level of closeness!!

[Bharat Kapoor @bkapooo]

I have become excellent at Break Dancing... I dance and 2 minutes later, break from somewhere!

[Bharat Kapoor @bkapooo]

Mohabbat karne waale kam na honge,
Teri mehfil mein lekin hum na honge,
Jo socha agar tumne mehfil sajane ka humare bin,
Toh abba kasam, tumhaare pass baraf, soda, paani, sab hoga uss din,
Par theke saare band honge...

[Bharat Kapoor @bkapooo]

Do you tell your phone number to others in sets of 2,4 or 5?

[Bharat Kapoor @bkapooo]

My toxic trait is, I feel all the reels I like are important & need to be shared with others.
Even more toxic is, that mujhe lagta hai ki mere woh reels na bhejne se farak logo ko farak padta hai!!

[Bharat Kapoor @bkapooo]

Who called it baehoshi and not hosh udna!!

[Bharat Kapoor @bkapooo]

My toxic trait is... I believe that if I start working out, everything in my life will too!! 🥺

[Bharat Kapoor @bkapooo]

My luggage and I have the same issues in life...
We both are overweight but we don't want people to know it!!

[Bharat Kapoor @bkapooo]

Ye short term SIP k zamaane mein hum LIC jaise bond dhoond rahe hai... "Zindagi k saath bhi, zindagi k baad bhi"!!

[Bharat Kapoor @bkapooo]

I can probably solve all the crises around the world, but can't solve my own daily issues! 😑

[Bharat Kapoor @bkapooo]

The most used and effective pick up line ever has got to be "madam mein location pe aa gaya"!!

[Bharat Kapoor @bkapooo]

Finally the Indian rupee and I have something in common... Both are at their lowest!!

[Bharat Kapoor @bkapooo]

A high beam driver for a high beam driver, will make both of them blind!! 🙄

[Bharat Kapoor @bkapooo]

I am at that stage in life where, good looking food is more exciting than a good looking person! 🍱🥗🍝