Bkasz

[Bkasz @bkasz2000]

Autist down

[Bkasz @bkasz2000]

People stealing that many toothbrushes that Target has to lock them all up??

[Bkasz @bkasz2000]

Think I got whiplash when I realized the Guardia Civil still has fasces as one of their symbols

[matt @mattybtweets69]

There’s a disease going so viral that you can catch it just by looking at someone with it. It’s called, a smile :)

[Bkasz @bkasz2000]

@Franklino857 You figure it out yet?

[RickRaptor105 @RickRaptor105]

The Moby Dick fandom is dying.

Retweet if you're a true Dickhead.

[Bkasz @bkasz2000]

@Franklino857 Much to ponder

[Bkasz @bkasz2000]

Just sat and watched a bird fly into my kitchen window like 5 times

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

“Pope Leo is WEAK on crime” You bolt awake in the University of Wittenberg. You are not online. It is 1517. You are Professor Martin Luther and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. The Church must remain.

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

“Bedtime….which I’m sure most sleepyheads have gone to by now.”

[tomie @tomieinlove]

In English, there is an untranslatable word—situationship—which expresses an intimacy without labels or the fetters of commitment. Meanwhile, Urdu is so spiritually bankrupt that it doesn’t even have a word for “lowkirkenuinely”

[that one wasian whose lowkey snatched @osamabishounen]

they have to let maduro out of prison now

[Bkasz @bkasz2000]

How it feels working an Irish Pub St Patricks day weekend

[Bkasz @bkasz2000]

@Franklino857 👀

[Bkasz @bkasz2000]

They playing Blue Eyed Samurai in the bar wth

[Alex Predhome, Track and Field Enjoyer @Predamame]

What’s the US’s “fourth” city? Boston, Cambridge, and Somerville are pretty clearly the top 3 but the 4th is more ambiguous. I feel like the main contenders are probably Hopkinton, Wellesley, Newton, or maybe NYC?

[Bkasz @bkasz2000]

Nose leaking more than kirks neck, call that a charlie cold

[Mike Nelson @mikenelson586]

LEGO stores when those new tariffs on Danish goods hit