on the twelve days of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
12 at the council [of Elrond]
11 pipes for smoking
10 Dúnedain
9 in the Fellowship
8 elven cloaks
7 palantíri
6 months to Mordor
5 Istari!
4 little hobbits
3 Silmarils
2 towers
and the 1 Ring to rule them all!
When you’re in the middle of brushing your teeth and get distracted so the toothbrush just sits in your mouth for a good 5 minutes or so… Probably not good
All my socials keep recommending recipes for different flavors of pudding shots… Do they think I will be partying it up and getting lit this holiday season? Do I give off that vibe?? I can assure you I will be at home and dead inside.