Rachel: have you ever made a mosquito explode?
Me: yeah I was 6 once
Rachel: no I mean have you ever squeezed the skin around the mosquito to make it fill with blood faster and explode
Me: .. what
Dear Republicans,
Next time you call climate change a hoax, please remember the 2 months you spent calling the Coronavirus a hoax and how quickly you ran to scientists for help once the threat became real.