Ben Kelly

that’s a sick Volkswagen Beetle dude

[Ben Kelly @bkelly0303]

@colekelly12_ Blonde is better than channel orange.

[Ben Kelly @bkelly0303]

@colekelly12_ @JeremyVenanzi I think it was pretty cheatsy if you ask me

[Ben Kelly @bkelly0303]

They should make a sequel to Paranorman, but instead of seeing ghosts he’s massive. Ginorman.

[Ben Kelly @bkelly0303]

Like a gift from the solfege gods, three different monitors started beeping at the perfect pitches to give a Do-Re-Mi melody with a swung rhythm

[Ben Kelly @bkelly0303]

The most exciting thing about working in a hospital is figuring out what polyrhythms all the heart rate monitors are creating

[Ben Kelly @bkelly0303]

@The_Ryan_King7 Wordle 229 2/6

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Proud of us

[Ben Kelly @bkelly0303]

@The_Ryan_King7 Soon we’ll need a Covid-dex to keep track of them all

[Ben Kelly @bkelly0303]

The CDC said someone has to kiss me at midnight

[Ben Kelly @bkelly0303]

@colekelly12_ Tow truck

[Ben Kelly @bkelly0303]

@colekelly12_ There’s already filth under your mask

[Ben Kelly @bkelly0303]

@Frannythemanny The world may never know

[Ben Kelly @bkelly0303]

@JustinWesolows1 Truly never the same

[Ben Kelly @bkelly0303]

Bad app idea: a sensor that detects child molesters, called Pedometer

[Ben Kelly @bkelly0303]

My fall plans The delta variant

[Ben Kelly @bkelly0303]

Uncreamd

[Ben Kelly @bkelly0303]

App idea: similar to Untappd but instead of beer it’s used to review and share milkshakes from different creameries. Any software developers wanna go in with me?

[Ben Kelly @bkelly0303]

This isn’t a greenhouse.
It’s a green home.

[Ben Kelly @bkelly0303]

@joekelly567 Thank you

[Ben Kelly @bkelly0303]

Who is Ringers and why is he lactated?

[Ben Kelly @bkelly0303]

@Ryanisms_101 Me too

[Ben Kelly @bkelly0303]

Me in my mom’s doorway at 7 am to tell her I missed the bus