Brian Kenakin

loves Canada Alberta and Edmonton. Can't live without Oilers Eskimos my Husky puppy and my family. Conservatives and Republicans need to be defeated

[Libertarian Mama 🔔 @LibertarianMama]

I don’t care that someone is wealthier than I am.

I do care that my wealth is being stolen through taxation and inflation.

[Brian Kenakin @bkenakin]

Boooo-urns

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

Sorry, but Elon Musk is NOT the world's first trillionaire. It was, in fact, C Montgomery Burns.

A patriot and hero who stood up against America's reckless spendthrift politicians.

Oh, you can silence me. But you can't silence Collier's Magazine!

[Brian Kenakin @bkenakin]

@sportsjunkie007 If we can dump Lucic's contract, we can shitcan Nurse's contract. Nurse is a serviceable defenseman just doesn't have a future on the Oilers anymore. Carry on my wayward son

[Brian Kenakin @bkenakin]

@Christyrose760 Nurse outplayed two bridge contracts. Oilers would have lost him in free agency if they didn't offer him a long term deal. Problem is that Oilers were afraid that other teams would outbid them so they offered him an outrageous sum to keep him in Edmonton. 3+ million too much.

[Brian Kenakin @bkenakin]

Maybe he should not have dressed like a slut

[Kristin Raworth 🇨🇦 @KristinRaworth]

He was asking for it.

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

Donald had a temper tantrum on national television and walked out of an interview simply because Kristen Welker presented him with a basic fact.

Note to other journalists: now is the time to pile on. He won't be able to handle it.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

On this 82nd anniversary of D-Day, remember: The way we wonder why Germans didn’t stop Hitler is exactly how the rest of the world views Americans and Trump today.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Saying ‘I didn’t vaccinate because my body has an immune system’ is like saying ‘I didn’t go to school because I have a brain.’ The logic is about the same.

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE
NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man can forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

[Brian Kenakin @bkenakin]

My first apartment was $295 a month in 1988. Today that exact same unit costs $1000 per month with minimal updates.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

My uncle is 51 and his first apartment cost him $290 a month. His first car cost him $1500 (used but in condition). Gas was $1 when he first started driving. He had a minimum wage job in a grocery store and lived decently.

You are not mad enough.

[🎈🎈🎈No Filter 🤷🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 @Nofgivenatall]

I think it's cute the way that separatists who want to be the 51st state think that they are going to be treated better than actual Americans. Trump doesn't want you; he wants Alberta's resources. You will not get a seat in government, nor will you get to vote in American elections. It will be interesting if the Democrats get the White House in 2028. Donald Trump doesn't care about anyone but himself. If you don't believe me, look at what he is doing to his own country. I think that all of you should be sent to live your lives on Epstein Island since you seem very accepting of pedophiles.

[Brian Kenakin @bkenakin]

@BarbLarochelle @oldcanadaseries I went to Hawaii on Wardair too! Shows how old I am

[Brian Kenakin @bkenakin]

@Tori_TLCR @kim_siever I have no problem paying my fair share of taxes my problem is that Canadian billionaires don't want to pay their fair share.

[Alleria 🇨🇦 Content Creator @alleria_eh]

This is such a profoundly dumb idea.
If you lose this card, you lose 3 pieces of ID.
Plus the "citizenship" markers feels very 1943 Germany.

[Brian Kenakin @bkenakin]

@ande56495 @theliamnissan Trump:

[Theo Moudakis @TheoMoudakis]

Please enjoy my cartoon for Friday's @TorontoStar

[Brian Kenakin @bkenakin]

@godlywomanhood Women want to "fix" their man over time while the man loves his woman exactly as she is and hopes she remains just as she is forever.