Beth

khajiit will listen until all the sugars of the world turn sour

[𝕯𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓™ @Dylanszn01]

Dolly Parton never bought a fucking yacht for $800 million or flew into space. She bought books for kids.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

In 18th-century England, ‘delivering a flying pasty’ was wrapping poo in paper and throwing it over a neighbour’s wall.

[mike @mikes0587]

Ive found out that you can prevent chocolate digestives from going stale by eating the packet in one go. This also works for other types of biscuits too.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

MI5 initially worked with Boy Scouts for information gathering during WWI, but found that they were unreliable spies and inclined to brag about their work. MI5 then replaced the Scouts with Girl Guides, who proved much more reliable.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Mistletoe literally means ‘shit twig’.

[kramerica industries @hepimp]

🎵Siiiimmmppllyyy…Havvviinnggg……a🎵

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

US diplomats have been ordered to use the Times News Roman font in written communications, but their boss will continue to speak in Wingdings

[Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews]

“Clever, isn’t he?”

From the new Private Eye, out now.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Democrats have labelled a rally, held by Donald Trump to celebrate his first 100 Days in office, as "a pathetic display", and if anyone knows about pathetic displays its the party that lost two elections to him

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Candle salad was a popular 1920s American dessert made from lettuce, banana and whipped cream.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

There's shock over America's decision to stop sharing all its sensitive information with Ukraine, although the warning signs of limited intelligence have been there for some time now

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Julian Assange is locked in a dungeon as a political prisoner for the "crime" of publishing award-winning stories nearly fifteen years ago, and yet there are people on here claiming that we have a justice system.

[Beth @bkgreig]

@richardosman we already do!

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

Also you always have to say goodbye back to us when we say goodbye at the end of 'Pointless'. https://t.co/rU0c5jFxOz

[Beth @bkgreig]

@Bobby_Seagull @LucyMangan @CatrinNye @JamieJBartlett started listening to this two nights ago! brilliant; such an awful organisation who absolutely need to be exposed

[Sky Bet League Two @SkyBetLeagueTwo]

Something happened at @Official_HUFC, Jeff?

#EFL | @JeffStelling

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Jeremy Hunt receives long service award from No 10 after celebrating five months as chancellor.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Monday - Greg

Tuesday - Ian

Wednesday - Greg

Thursday - Ian

Friday - Greg

Saturday - Ian

Sunday - Greg

The Gregorian Calendar

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Over 90% of adults pick their noses.