Acerbic Sorbonne 🦕

Wheels up, let's go.

[Acerbic Sorbonne 🦕 @bki89sm]

Rolling back into work after 2 weeks off, zero sleep, on a pint of Monster and already the fact my audiobook is making the can reverb is driving me round the bend. I sense a crash out before 11am.

[Crash MotoGP @crash_motogp]

It all started with a dream and now, Marc and Alex Márquez are on top of the world in MotoGP 💭🌍

#MotoGP #MalaysianGP

[Crash MotoGP @crash_motogp]

Marc Marquez on the podium with the iconic Lionel Messi celebration at the Bernabeu 👑

#MotoGP #SanMarinoGP

[Acerbic Sorbonne 🦕 @bki89sm]

As insult to injury I'm also sitting it 95 miles away from where I live. Bien.

[Acerbic Sorbonne 🦕 @bki89sm]

Last exam of 2025 and it's screaming, crying, throwing up territory. #sendhelp

[Acerbic Sorbonne 🦕 @bki89sm]

Hour six in A&E, WHY IS IT THE TEMPERATURE OF THE SUN.

[Acerbic Sorbonne 🦕 @bki89sm]

You have to be a special kind of eejit to set off fireworks, on a Thursday, in July. ITS NOT EVEN DARK YET, WTF.

[Acerbic Sorbonne 🦕 @bki89sm]

Genuinely amazing, pretty sure I didn't breathe for most of that race xD

[MotoGP™🏁 @MotoGP]

BACKFLIP TIME AT HOME 🤸 @johannzarco1

#FrenchGP 🇫🇷

[Jason Hartley @jasonthehart]

I'm not sure I've ever spent more time editing a video than I have on this one. Which is saying a lot considering it's my job haha.

This is for my band that I play drums for called Wisdom Teeth. Consider giving this a watch if you've got time.
https://t.co/V7hjBiU7QN

[Acerbic Sorbonne 🦕 @bki89sm]

NEW SLEEP TOKEN AAAAA

[Acerbic Sorbonne 🦕 @bki89sm]

Got my car back, ate a small selection of french cheese and blasted Tchaikovsky for an hour. Elite wednesday evening.

[MotoGP™🏁 @MotoGP]

No crying this time around! @marcmarquez93 kept his promise to his little Thai fan!✅

#ThaiGP 🇹🇭

[MotoGP™🏁 @MotoGP]

That's one proud father right there 👌

#ThaiGP 🇹🇭

[Acerbic Sorbonne 🦕 @bki89sm]

Back to back #SixNationsRugby and then some #Warhammer painting. Elite Saturday.

[Acerbic Sorbonne 🦕 @bki89sm]

Literally me after my work being a signal black spot.

[MMA On Point @mmaonpoint]

European MMA fans waking up to Dana White's announcements:

[Acerbic Sorbonne 🦕 @bki89sm]

SO. MUCH. FIGHT. NEWS. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

[Acerbic Sorbonne 🦕 @bki89sm]

Set the Valentine's dinner on fire in the oven. 10/10 authentic date.

[Acerbic Sorbonne 🦕 @bki89sm]

Last day for our company. I am simultaneously sad and also completely overwhelmed with DOING ALL THE THINGS LAST MINUTE WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY PLAN FOR THIS AAAAAAA

[Damian Counsell @DamCou]

When you've got your husband's inauguration at 11:30am and you're racing Harrison Ford and Sean Connery to find the Holy Grail at 6:00pm.

[Acerbic Sorbonne 🦕 @bki89sm]

Same job, new office for 2 weeks. Then new job, new office. Very January. Much new year.