b king

it’s only weird if u make it weird

[Ghost 🐊 @RushBaby1980]

Europeans after experiencing college football stadiums and Waffle House for the first time.

[b king @bkingx2]

@lamefirstname Feral

[cesar @SlumpedCesar]

Cooking a brisket in Houston

[b king @bkingx2]

Instagram…… what the hell? It’s 2024, why do you still ruin our photos? We know you have the resources. Please.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Joe Burrow and Justin Jefferson walked the runway at the Vogue World fashion show in Paris yesterday 🔥

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of amazing sculptures you (probably) didn't know existed 🧵

1. Statue of King Arthur, England

[b king @bkingx2]

@essthaaa Girly you pick your purpose!!! You’ll find it!!!

[b king @bkingx2]

Working a 14 hour shift rn and I’ve worked 62 hours in the past week so yeah just a reminder that the founders of residency training were addicted to cocaine

[b king @bkingx2]

@essthaaa Stop can you just come over

[b king @bkingx2]

@lamefirstname Keg stands?

[Dr. Crud (smells great) @RaptorBreath]

get his ass

[jordan✨ @Jordanaan]

mickey mouse what have they done to u

[b king @bkingx2]

Android users………. this is why no one wants to talk to you

[b king @bkingx2]

@essthaaa @elonmusk SO CAN THE BOTS

[b king @bkingx2]

@essthaaa @elonmusk b*tch stop. don’t make me come over there

[araña @xanathgum]

how it feels like realizing that the joke you intended to be playful towards your friend came off as mean

[b king @bkingx2]

If someone doesn’t bring me hot chocolate in the next 30 seconds I think I might die

[b king @bkingx2]

The best compliment I’ve ever received was a girl asking me where I put my organs