If they hear high pitched screaming from my house, my neighbors know that inquiries should take this order:
- Are you singing Prince?
- Are you hurt?
And I’ll appreciate an assist if the answer is Yes to either.
I make sure to meticulously shred my paper mail, so it’s harder for criminals to steal my information off the servers of billion dollar tech companies.
I’ve started answering questions in business meetings by rounds of applause.
Pretty soon I’ll be starting the Wave while we’re waiting for Dave to share his screen.
“Free Bird!! 🤘” is a socially acceptable thing to yell at a concert, regardless of the artist.
I want to make “V LOOKUP!!” to be the Free Bird of work presentations. I’ll start 🙋♂️
If I haven’t been using an app for awhile, I wait until they send their “Ts&Cs Update” email, and then I deactivate… just in case they tried to slip something in, I want some metrics to look bad.