aight it’s saturday fellas you know what that means 🗓
tire pressure: low 🚗
peer pressure: high 🚬
white claws: opened 🌊
dms: closed 📵
monkey: on my back 🐒
versace logo: on my chest 💧
haters: in my mentions
titanic victims: in my thoughts 🛳
ok let’s roll
The lifecycle of couches:
1. Slumberland showroom
2. In the upstairs living room
3. Your brother spills juice on it
4. The downstairs living room
5. Sits for 10 years
6. Your college house
7. Unspeakable acts committed on it
8. The curb on garbage week
9. Couch heaven