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warning this account is not to be taken seriously!! this is my diary where I write jokes and silly ideas

[✩.*･｡✧✩.*･｡✧* ☆⋆ @bkmalibubarbie]

@frank

[✩.*･｡✧✩.*･｡✧* ☆⋆ @bkmalibubarbie]

@bubblyrem Ur uncle is hot

[✩.*･｡✧✩.*･｡✧* ☆⋆ @bkmalibubarbie]

Gen z this gen z that DAMN can y’all get off my fuckin cock? I know it’s big but DAMN

[✩.*･｡✧✩.*･｡✧* ☆⋆ @bkmalibubarbie]

My hobbies include sunglasses, shoes and talking to myself

[✩.*･｡✧✩.*･｡✧* ☆⋆ @bkmalibubarbie]

Did u just fart? Bc something smells DELICIOUS!! 😍

[✩.*･｡✧✩.*･｡✧* ☆⋆ @bkmalibubarbie]

I don’t really fuck w Audi belly buttons :/

[Stay Brutal Alex @StayBrutalAlex]

Me after 1 soup and salad

[✩.*･｡✧✩.*･｡✧* ☆⋆ @bkmalibubarbie]

@peacock GIRL

[✩.*･｡✧✩.*･｡✧* ☆⋆ @bkmalibubarbie]

I don’t really fuck w Audi belly buttons :/

[✩.*･｡✧✩.*･｡✧* ☆⋆ @bkmalibubarbie]

I don’t fart if u heard me fart that was a queef

[✩.*･｡✧✩.*･｡✧* ☆⋆ @bkmalibubarbie]

Not proud of it at all but sometimes I hear people describe the beauty standard and I blush a lil

[✩.*･｡✧✩.*･｡✧* ☆⋆ @bkmalibubarbie]

The mta is so dramatic

[✩.*･｡✧✩.*･｡✧* ☆⋆ @bkmalibubarbie]

@StayBrutalAlex Looks like hozier to me

[✩.*･｡✧✩.*･｡✧* ☆⋆ @bkmalibubarbie]

@arishined My everything set up 😭😭😭😖

[✩.*･｡✧✩.*･｡✧* ☆⋆ @bkmalibubarbie]

Just say u don’t understand fashion!

[milly @eternalssaturn]

throwback to ariana’s horrible shoe era

[✩.*･｡✧✩.*･｡✧* ☆⋆ @bkmalibubarbie]

I ❤️ loitering on pret a manger

[✩.*･｡✧✩.*･｡✧* ☆⋆ @bkmalibubarbie]

I need there to be a conference for the MTA to explain why trains just stop and then 10 minutes later they go again like what changed ? Like girl it’s not that serious just keep going

[✩.*･｡✧✩.*･｡✧* ☆⋆ @bkmalibubarbie]

Reason 1: ketchup plate
Reason 2: ketchup plate
Reason 3: ketchup plate
Reason 4 ketchup plate
Reason 5 ketchup plate
Reason 6 ketchup plate
Reason 7 ketchup plate
Reason 8 ketchup plate
Reason 9 ketchup plate
Reason 10 ketchup plate
Reason 11 ketchup pla
Reason 12
Reason 13

[✩.*･｡✧✩.*･｡✧* ☆⋆ @bkmalibubarbie]

Me when I’m a glob of mustard dried up on the side of your sink after you chow down on 15 eggrolls and 14 frozen corn dogs and now you got a fart a ton