Barb Morrison 🇺🇸

Dreams of being a beloved humorist and the next Tina Fey. In reality, loyal music fan & corporate drone. Get to know me a little bit before dropping in my DMs.

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Love this one.

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@milhaus64 Howdy

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@IAmJohnAles Yikes! My mom would fall for this. Need to warn her about this one.

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@RedClayRamble @BSHQ @Old97s Sadly, nope

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What’s a perfect album that can put when you were 16

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@IAmJohnAles John … I so want you and your peers to get the deal you so richly deserve. Artist gamble with the security of a corporate or “real” jobs to celebrate and live your art. You should be compensated for all your work and experience. Give ‘em hell!

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@IAmJohnAles @smc429 I’m so there for it!

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The Squirrel I Love

@TheAuthorGuy .. thought you would appreciate this.

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@IAmJohnAles So sad. Heartbreaking.

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There’s gonna be more flipping in George than at IHOP @NYTimes https://t.co/rBuVUPeP2x

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Put the year you turned 10 in the GIF search bar and see what was popular

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@IAmJohnAles John WhateverYourMiddleNameIs Ales. 🙄🙄🙄

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@WajahatAli Maybe by the time you finished typing that.

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@TheAuthorGuy How soon before he ignores the gag order? Has he already? And will anything actually happen if he does?

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@cmclymer 😂😂

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@ThatEricAlper Me!

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@JasonIsbell I remember the first time I listened to this. Find the River brought me to tears. Amazing, beautiful album.

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@guyswife_cocos I thought it was Ivanka!

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@cmclymer Oh, this is embarrassing

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@IAmJohnAles Sometime I am so happy I’m single.