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[brittany opal @bkob34]

My grandma accidentally called a phone sex worker and she thought she was calling a flooring company. She goes “you aren’t the men for my floors are you?” And the lady says “we can do it on the floor” TO MY 77 YEAR OLD GRANDMA

[emily may @emilykmay]

a thread of why taylor swift is actually brilliant:

in "the archer" (which is about anxiety) she makes the whole song sound like the beat is about to drop....but it never does.

because that's what anxiety feels like.

[katelyn @noitskatelyn]

taylor having a concert across the world the same day as travis is playing in the superbowl is so high school musical coded you can’t even make this up

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

DK really signed "standing on business" 😂

(📺: Prime)

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