Brett Kondes 🇺🇦

Husband | Dad | Cook, Ski, Repeat | Votes Normal | Democrat | Opinions are my own | Listener but will offer unsolicited advice | Handyman | Unskilled with tools

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@ThatEricAlper Marathon candy bar. And Jarts (implied).

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@BarackObama @KamalaHarris Yes he did and yes she tan, too!

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

This old clip of Donald Trump from the 90s needs to go viral. He's always been a racist freak.

[MeltedBarbie✨🫧🌙 @MeltedDollParts]

@ThatEricAlper Mindhunter

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@usedwigs Happy Father’s Day, Jeff.

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@JoJoFromJerz Subway Wrap commercial.

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@CaliforniaFrizz @masonjennings You spoke the truth at The Dakota in Mpls.

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@JakeRudh U-Mass.

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@JoJoFromJerz JC Penney’s

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@AbbyHiggs @usedwigs I assumed this was your post at first. “Classic, Jeff”, I said.

[Leah Kondes @lkondes]

@bkondes - @JimPeteHoops just said, “Some of these courts r an abomination.” Agreed!

[𝙱𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚢𝙳𝟹  @billyd3_]

Maybe send this to your magafamily over the holidays. Project it on the tv during sportsball…

[Justin Sherin @wychstreet]

Judi Dench was on Graham Norton last night to push her new book about her life and work with Shakespeare. After making the point we quote Shakespeare daily without knowing it, this happened:

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Republican firsts:

First president in 28 years to not serve a second term.

First president in 45 years not to release any of his tax returns.

First president in 89 years to lose the presidency, the House and the Senate in a single term.

First president in 102 years to allow more than 120,000 Americans to die in a single virus outbreak.

First president in 129 years to lose the popular vote twice.

First president in 152 years to boycott his successors inauguration.

First president ever to fail to hit a 50% approval rating at any point during their presidency.

First president ever to be elected with the help of a foreign nation.

First president ever to be impeached twice.

First president ever to have a member of their own party vote for conviction in an impeachment trial.

First president ever to have an arrest warrant issued against him by a foreign nation.

First president ever to refuse to concede defeat.

First president to be banned from social media.

First president to refuse to ensure the peaceful transfer of power.

First president to have their home searched for official national security documents.

First former president found liable of sexual abuse, defamation & business fraud.

First former president criminally indicted (also the second, third and fourth).

First former president with a mugshot.

First House Speaker elected on the 15th vote, the most since before the Civil War.

First Speaker (see: 15 vote guy) removed by a U.S. House vote.

So many firsts in so little time.

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@DJGloveRepair I got a guy I sent this on to who has a Detroit Tigers tattoo. I’ll let you know.

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@nytimes

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@DJGloveRepair Is that the Thunderbird Motel? I got a story about that place.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

It's time to require universal background checks, establish a national red flag law, require safe storage of firearms, and end immunity from liability for gun manufacturers.

Congress, it's time to stand up to the gun lobby.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

The front page of @dailytarheel, the student newspaper of The University of North Carolina - Chapel Hill

via @elmunc

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@CalltoActivism @Martina Peacefully. Kind of.