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[EB @bkrdg18]

1000 year Burnham government please 😍

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham has pledged to scrap the state pension triple lock after the next election

"From April 2030, we will adjust it. The state pension will continue to rise every year at least by prices or 2.5%"

[EB @bkrdg18]

@HMRCcustomers A p800. But what’s the point? You’ve just said you can’t access anything 😂 would it help if you phoned me?

[EB @bkrdg18]

@HMRCcustomers can you DM me?

[EB @bkrdg18]

@HMRCcustomers @HMRCgovuk Right, well it won’t let me log in to my account despite the billion security checks I’ve passed. So are you just going to keep my money?

[EB @bkrdg18]

@MaxDaniel11 Good to have you back tweeting mate

[EB @bkrdg18]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Keane should’ve took the full leg off

[Alfie Haaland @alfiehaaland]

@FabrizioRomano Well done Bellingham and referee.

[EB @bkrdg18]

Fixed the weather machine and now mandating national pints. We will never see anybody of his calibre again

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer will introduce emergency legislation tomorrow to let all pubs stay open until 5am for England’s 1am match against Mexico on Monday

[sam @samcramerrr]

Seeing a lot of people saying Keir Starmer is the worst prime minister in their lifetime and the only reasonable conclusion to make is that they are two years old

[Alfie Moans @DLeniscran]

There's simply no PM that can operate the weather machine like him.

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

Yellow

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

Silly I know but one likes to imagine her majesty up in hea’n looking a little cross because she spent 12m to settle a charge against her paedo son only to see him arrested for misconduct in public office. Im sure Paddington will cheer her up with a yummy marmalade sandwich 💞🇬🇧

[EB @bkrdg18]

Send the baldy cunt to fucking Istanbul

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

It ends level. #LIVBUR

[EB @bkrdg18]

Boxing Day beers are tasting like telling Meg’s elderly family that we should scrap their pensions

[EB @bkrdg18]

Can it do anything that isn’t dead fucking gimpy

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Grok Imagine prompt:

Black t-shirt with a graphic of a fierce warrior and the text "Off Meta" on the back, laid flat on a textured surface.

The Druid emerges from the shirt, transforming from black and white to full color photorealism and casts a cataclysmic thunderstorm with massive lightning and tornadoes.

[EB @bkrdg18]

@MaxDaniel11 Does he need money for the flight

[EB @bkrdg18]

World Cup winner in the middle of the pitch moving like he’s never fucking played the game before