🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham has pledged to scrap the state pension triple lock after the next election
"From April 2030, we will adjust it. The state pension will continue to rise every year at least by prices or 2.5%"
@HMRCcustomers@HMRCgovuk Right, well it won’t let me log in to my account despite the billion security checks I’ve passed. So are you just going to keep my money?
🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer will introduce emergency legislation tomorrow to let all pubs stay open until 5am for England’s 1am match against Mexico on Monday
Seeing a lot of people saying Keir Starmer is the worst prime minister in their lifetime and the only reasonable conclusion to make is that they are two years old
Silly I know but one likes to imagine her majesty up in hea’n looking a little cross because she spent 12m to settle a charge against her paedo son only to see him arrested for misconduct in public office. Im sure Paddington will cheer her up with a yummy marmalade sandwich 💞🇬🇧
Grok Imagine prompt:
Black t-shirt with a graphic of a fierce warrior and the text "Off Meta" on the back, laid flat on a textured surface.
The Druid emerges from the shirt, transforming from black and white to full color photorealism and casts a cataclysmic thunderstorm with massive lightning and tornadoes.