Brooke

Human-friendly 🌎🏳️‍🌈⚧️

[Brooke @bkristaaa]

High highs and low lows. Yay for anxiety and mood disorders 🎢

[Michigan State Men's Basketball @MSU_Basketball]

"JOEY, JOEY, JOEY." 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[Brooke @bkristaaa]

I love 97.5 NOW FM 975now https://t.co/2AIMif16PM

[Brooke @bkristaaa]

@benjamaymay hey sexy

[Brooke @bkristaaa]

If I hadn't first seen The Nightmare Before Christmas as a little kid, I'd probably be scared of it as an adult. This shit is terrifying.

[Brooke @bkristaaa]

Just remembered that Gordon Ramsay follows me on here 🙆🏻‍♀️

[Brooke @bkristaaa]

Ben has been sleep talking lately and saying some really weird stuff. He just looked at me right in the eyes and said "Tinder cat". Uhh, what??? And should I be concerned???

[Brooke @bkristaaa]

@BarstoolBigCat Do you think there are more teeth or STDs among the cast members of #TigerKingNetflix ?

[Brooke @bkristaaa]

@epdavis I mean I have plenty of time now so why not 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Brooke @bkristaaa]

Twitter peeps, what are your go-to "feel good" movies?

[Brooke @bkristaaa]

I'm not sure if I believe in fate, but I was definitely meant to have cats

[Brooke @bkristaaa]

I can never tell if I'm overreacting or not. It's frustrating.

[Brooke @bkristaaa]

Woke my honey up to kill a spider. Then he went back to sleep. We shall see tomorrow if he still likes me 🙈

[Brooke @bkristaaa]

I am not at all a religious person but sometimes I can't help but think, man, I am so blessed...

[Brooke @bkristaaa]

Planning my trip to Traverse City - staying at Cherry Tree Inn & Suites. For friends who travel... https://t.co/m1mPR9axQX @CherryTreeInn

[Brooke @bkristaaa]

I'm gonna marry him someday

[Brooke @bkristaaa]

I like living alone but sometimes I miss having a live-in best friend.

[Brooke @bkristaaa]

Can someone please just whisk me away? I don't care where we're going, I just don't ever want to look back.

[Brooke @bkristaaa]

@jimmyjohns It's not a huge deal. I was just missing my side of Kickin' Ranch & my sub wasn't cut in half like I asked. I'm okay but thanks!

[Brooke @bkristaaa]

When your #JimmyJohns delivery is freaky slow and also missing something 👎😒