Brooke Krueger

[Brooke Krueger @bkrueger776]

@MTA i showed the booth guy this at 86th street but here is my “if you see something, say something” for the day. Target bags left alone filled with potatoes in the northbound QTRAIN CAR 5623

[Brooke Krueger @bkrueger776]

@NYCMayor how are we supposed to get home from the airport during curfew? No car service, no taxis, nothing back to manhattan except the MTA and nothing stops close enough to my house that is a short walk?!?

[Brooke Krueger @bkrueger776]

@Affirm you have someone using your company to scam people. They call to tell you there is fraudulent activity on their account. 888-658-0803 is the number they called me from. I have never made an account with you previously this is scary shit.

[Brooke Krueger @bkrueger776]

💪🏼💦💃🏼 https://t.co/kC5d1QNLG2 #amen #nextlevelbasic #stassiismyfavorite #ivdoctotherescuein30cities #stassiismyspiritanimal

[Brooke Krueger @bkrueger776]

@SlackHQ our company is interested in possibly setting up a BAA is there a live person i can speak to about this?

[The I.V. Doc @TheIVDoctor]

With the #LondonHeatwave set to continue over the next week and the MET Office issuing an amber “Heat Health Watch Warning” it’s important to stay hydrated 💦☀️#London #Heatwaveuk #hydrate

[Brooke Krueger @bkrueger776]

It wasn’t a plane at our gate... totally normal....

[Brooke Krueger @bkrueger776]

@fly2ohare it would be nice if you could have our gate cleared so we can get off our already delayed flight #exhausted #delays #gateL2A

[Brooke Krueger @bkrueger776]

That awkward moment when you realized the “couple” next to you turns out to be a pair of humans participating in an affair #awkwardmoment #dontmakenewfriends

[Brooke Krueger @bkrueger776]

I knew it was going to be a great Thursday when my boss said “she can suck my vagina” followed by “isn’t that a good one?!” - things have only gotten better since... #worklife #neverforget #onlyinmyoffice #zerofucks

[Brooke Krueger @bkrueger776]

@jtrain56 You have no idea what you are missing

[Brooke Krueger @bkrueger776]

Waiting for my pick up order, at a sushi place only to hear “Baby I Love you” followed by “but i just can’t commit to you fully right now” the fact this girl didn’t get up and walk out only shows me how desperate women have become #iloveyoubut #imadouche

[Brooke Krueger @bkrueger776]

Thursday morning commute #86thstreet at the 83rd st entrance: 2 escalators going up #empty and one stopped for all us commuters to trudge down heading down to the train #ratrace #wtf #mtaproblems

[Brooke Krueger @bkrueger776]

@jtrain56

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

Dem members refused to stand or clap when Trump praised the nat'l anthem, military vets, low black unemployment...What's going on here? What if Dems actually don't like those things any more? What if praising our vets or our flag really does enrage the modern left? #Tucker

[Brooke Krueger @bkrueger776]

Yes, it really is the best! Find @TheIVDoctor in 21 cities across The US including London and Ibiza #hangovercure #rehydration #wellness #quickfix #flurelief watch us featured on @Mixmag

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[The I.V. Doc @TheIVDoctor]

#WinterStorm is affecting service in the NorthEast ... Use code winterstorm at https://t.co/0Yz9vvrOEp for 10% off ❤️@TheIVDoctor team

[Marcail M W @MarcailM]

I’m >50% sure that Relationshep is going to end with @ShepRose getting up from dinner with the final girl and running down a rain-dampened CHS street, having realized that Producer Sarah is his soul mate.

[Brooke Krueger @bkrueger776]

@pinkroseNYC what is your showroom phone number?

[Brooke Krueger @bkrueger776]

@Google @googledevs is google voice down this evening?