elijah

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[elijah @bkstelijah]

im actually the kid at lunch

[elijah @bkstelijah]

fuck pilgrim outshit

[elijah @bkstelijah]

lil chungus got athletes foot and turned into lil fungus

[elijah @bkstelijah]

flive cloves of glarlic 4 leaf clover 3 tin hats 2 turtledoves 1 chicken pot chicken chili who said girls with honey blonde hair couldnt eat a chicken pot pie from kfc

[elijah @bkstelijah]

bizzard bleach

[elijah @bkstelijah]

lupe fiasco voiced handy mandy ??

[elijah @bkstelijah]

white people referring to rap as hip hop is a dog whistle

[elijah @bkstelijah]

dr pepper jim peeper mr pibb

[elijah @bkstelijah]

if you dont like clam chowder ur a contrarian

[elijah @bkstelijah]

the gentrification of bad bitches is crazy

[elijah @bkstelijah]

if you put wheels on a hand lotion does it become a gnc envoy with four wheel drive

[elijah @bkstelijah]

theres a storm a cookin.

[elijah @bkstelijah]

is it mandatory for every person past the age of 50 to become a paranoid schizophrenic

[elijah @bkstelijah]

cocaine off the coffee table give me your coffee table

[elijah @bkstelijah]

white person with pasta mouth

[elijah @bkstelijah]

golden doodles have millenial pause

[elijah @bkstelijah]

i NEED the confidence of an antivaxer

[elijah @bkstelijah]

being proud of italian heritage is so embarrassing

[elijah @bkstelijah]

dunning-kreuger more like herman-munch

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peeners butter jelly