BKSTONK

i tweet here because if I kept texting my friends every thought they’d be really annoyed at me

[LewisFN @LewisFN00]

I swear to you that I will be there to defend this man when hits his penalty over the bar in a UCL semi-final.

[BKSTONK @BKSTONK]

In shops after sauna and gym while hungry gone absolutely off the rails grabbing everything I wanted

[4mi ❄️ @scorsesebabyyy]

They got Mbappe in front of the president

[Dil @DilTee_]

Iraola’s first meeting with Wirtz

[BKSTONK @BKSTONK]

Enjoying moment of sadness but going and sitting in the park on a bench in the sun itll fix this

[BKSTONK @BKSTONK]

Too large to sit in the booth with rest of coworkers at canteen so self sacrificing went and sat and ate on my own

[magemallow 🐾 @Magemalio]

one of my favorite posts from all time is from r/ambien its so funny

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I hate when my boss gives me tasks like please go get some hoes man lol

[Fabrizio Laporta @FabrizioLaparto]

Trent Alexander Arnold:

[BKSTONK @BKSTONK]

What came first the barn or the barn owl

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

This would be €2,200 a month to rent in Rathmines

[Siya🇿🇦 @uuMaSiya]

Valverde's Argentine wife looking at him after he got ass whooped by a black man

[BKSTONK @BKSTONK]

Put ice cold gel on my tendon then touched my balls now I feel like I’m going to throw up

[Ben @BL98MFC]

There’s a farting pandemic in the football stands. I can’t remember the last time I went to a game without someone near me letting off the most atrocious wind. Please can it stop😭

[Brunoh🧃 @BrodiiKDB]

estoy viendo un partido de la tercera división argentina (llevo apuesta) y el narrador tiene AUTOTUNE. no puedo más.

[zac🇯🇵 @ModernWrighty]

Gyokeres prime example as to why you should break no contact with your ex

[René @schizohustler]

taking up a new hobby as a 28 years old man you're forced to choose between a sex cult (running club) another sex cult (rock climbing) and maybe clubbing idk

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Christopher Moltisanti while sitting on Adriana’s dog