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[𝐒𝖍𝖆𝐤𝖆 𝐙𝖚𝖑𝖚 @_shwabade_]

Growing up is realising that a lot of women are the “broke man” that they refuse to date

[WayMac 📊 @waymac_x]

POV: You finally understand why traders call it a “setup”

[BIG MAINE 🦅💍💍🗽💍 @maineadelphia]

this woman said i was husband material and that’s exactly how i knew i was a bitch ass nigga

[Michael Brown @MrMBrown]

“Markets are manipulated” they scream

No, pal, you were just on the wrong side of the trade 😂

[saila @sailaunderscore]

Every single real Kanye fan has the same favorite Kanye song, you can actually tell 100% of the time if someone is a real fan by asking them this.

[Tim @leerawllings]

Mentally, trading is not for the weak.

[bob 5 👨🏾‍💻 @gl1tchrrrrrrr]

niggas be wantin a bad bitch til she start tellin you she wanna k*ll herself everyday

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

Haha

[Luis Batalha @luismbat]

After rewatching Home Alone, I couldn’t stop wondering:

how plausible is the oversleep that leaves Kevin behind?
So I wrote a tiny paper and ran the numbers.

Merry Christmas! 🎄

[upma alankar @tobeorusedtobe]

This song is so wild because she's singing about enticing men with her sexy belly dancing and he's rapping about latin americans & carribbeans uniting to stand strong against the CIA

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last month my intern asked for help with a Kubernetes error.

He was stuck on a YAML file.

He looked desperate.

I make $275,000 a year.

I haven't written a line of code since 2017.

I don't even know what a "pod" is.

But I didn't tell him that.

I leaned back in my Herman Miller chair.

I said, "Stop trying to code. Start prompting."

I told him to paste the error into ChatGPT.

He did.

The AI told him to delete the cluster.

He did.

Production went down instantly.

The CEO called me screaming.

I didn't panic.

I told the CEO we were "testing our disaster recovery protocols."

He was impressed by my foresight.

I got a bonus.

The intern got fired.

Innovation requires sacrifice.

Just not mine.

[Tim @leerawllings]

Remember this game is actually harder than anything you can imagine. It's a brutally uncomfortable walk through the mud.
It's a slow steady clap for yourself in dead quiet arena, that slow clap often lasts years on end but eventually a few more will start to clap, then in the matter of 5 minutes the whole stadium is in a roar. Everything you're going through now serves a purpose. Capture all lessons and mend & mold your principles around it all, that is the only way to build something extraordinary.

[Add your name @bktfox]

@AIB_AXYSAfrica @cheruiyotkb Sent a DM.

[Add your name @bktfox]

@cheruiyotkb @AIB_AXYSAfrica @AIB_AXYSAfrica Hello. I opened an account in April but left it dormant. I can only recall the email I used because I received a welcome mail. How do I reset my password if I don’t remember my username?

[Tsukuyomi 🌖 @JayCucumbers]

I raise you 😭

[Tim @leerawllings]

Some disappointments are necessary for character development. Sometimes it burns the fire in you to take your life to the next level. This is the sign, take charge, take control. Only way is UP ⬆️

[Tim @leerawllings]

Endlesss band$

In jesus name, Amen.

[Champagne Joshi @JoshWalkos]

I hope this changes someone’s life.

[Google @Google]

Say goodbye to the silent era of video generation: Introducing Veo 3 — with native audio generation. 🗣️

Quality is up from Veo 2, and now you can add dialogue between characters, sound effects and background noise.

Veo 3 is available now in the @GeminiApp for Google AI Ultra subscribers in the U.S.

#GoogleIO