calamity jess

rotten apple of your eye

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not enough ducks in los angeles

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unreleased photo of Ace from love island

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cocteau twins karaoke

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i repent

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the new communion is a chicago style hot dog and malört

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just got cut off by a waymo, oh i’m PISSED

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anyone who keeps their ID in the back of their phone case is a PROBLEM

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having such a supportive partner is truly bliss and my heart is full every single day

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death to the clean girl aesthetic!!! it’s stealing your originality!!

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just put down a down payment on two avocado toasts and a coffee. i love you, LA

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the impending doom caused by getting the wrong degree in college

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monday morning ritual: listen to spotify discover weekly, resulting in severe disappointment

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sitting in silence while exchanging slow blinks with my cat

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really been getting down with peacoats recently. functional and fashionable!

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what’s all this then eh

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groundhog day is coming up…

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the underdog perseveres!

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shhhh. everyone listen. the dust bunnies are speaking.

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pocketful of lint. enough to make a pet rabbit!

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you know what they say about curiosity and cats