brittani.

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Retail therapy should be covered by health insurance

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Comparison is the thief of joy

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I hate rock bottom but I’m good at digging holes

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Good morning to everyone except the person who invented white baseball pants

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Have you ever sat down and thought, wow I’m really glad we never got around to getting those matching tattoos? Cause same.

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My daughter yelled at me for blowing my nose too loud. So I guess that’s something I need to work on.

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Why does a friend breakup hurt worse than an actual breakup?

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I love being a dance mom

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You know your kid watches too much Peppa Pig when she starts talking about “going on holiday”

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The only bottles I’m popping are Tylenol

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I don’t know what I did to give my kid the impression that I’m an idiot. She just asked me if I know what an alligator is.

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My kid’s never met a yogurt she didn’t like

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The mondayest thursday ever

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It took a year to pay off my daughters tube surgery. A week after I made the final payment, they fell out. 😑

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Potty training is not for the weak

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Everyone wants to be a cool mom. I just want to be the mom with the good snacks.

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Just me and my emotional support chapstick against the world

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If I didn’t have bad luck, I’d have no luck at all

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The book is always better

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They said that if you breastfeed your babies, they won’t get sick as often. I must have done it wrong.