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Hater Savant. Ratchet Raconteur. Cold as ice... I'm just here so I don't get fined.

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I stopped to grab a new toothbrush on my way home and didn’t read the package. Got home and started brushing my teeth, and that bitch started vibrating in my mouth. I didn’t know it was electric, and must’ve pushed the button. Never felt so violated in my entire life.

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@VanLathan Tyson Chandler to Dallas

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@Mubarak_mubious Fun.

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I’ve said for years, and I will forever stick by it, Josh Allen is just AFC Dak Prescott. He can’t win when it counts 🤷🏾‍♂️. ( I still firmly believe that Dak will win a title in the next 4 years)

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@corbydavidson

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I just woke up from a dream that Hulk Hogan put some lady in a flying, twisty, Stone Cold Stunner, elbowed her, then finished her with the Walls of Jericho. I told him that he was looking lean, and he told me,”I never passed a drug test brother.” Then he died. Dr in the am for me

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Ridiculous

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Not ONCE in the last 3 months have I ever asked the question “Why me?” You want to know why? Because BITCH, I’m ME! (this shit sucks though) 🤷🏾‍♂️

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CeeDee Lamb can go to hell.

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Hahahahahaha!!! This team is dumb as hell 😂🤣😂🤣😂!!

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Then I laughed at him, because he talks to me every time I go there and it slipped his mind😂🤣😂. Raggedy bitch

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I was calling one of my doctors to confirm a treatment this morning, and the dude on the line said “Fingers and toes crossed, we can get you in on Thursday.”…
“Well shit, I can cross my fingers, but the toes are going to be a problem since I don’t have any.”

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just watched 'Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves”. The only dragon in the movie was so fat it couldn’t fly, so it rolled to chase people… I can’t wait for my foot to grow back so I can start kicking people in the ass for playing in my face.(actually loved this movie, btw)

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EVERY SINGLE BAD GUY had a gun of some sort on their person.Why are you letting a dude that looks like HGH Frankenstein get close enough to put his paws on you?! Reacher would have been a 15 minute long short story if I were a hooligan that universe, would’ve lit him up like a 🎄

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I’m going to start leaving reviews on all the movies and shows I have time to catch up on these days, but I really have to speak about “Reacher” first. I binged all 3 seasons in 2 days, really enjoyed it, but I have 1 simple question;

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For the rest of my life, I’ll never be able to completely do the Hokey Pokey. That “you put your left foot in” part is going to have me all discombobulated.

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Come out, have some fun, and show your boy some love! Donate if you can, and the GoFundMe link is here, in case you’ve had problems with the QR codes! Thanks everyone!

https://t.co/IKi33NdIjd

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Feel free to help ya boy out! Your kindness goes a long way!

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@corbydavidson hey buddy, long time P1. Was wondering if you had a moment to read my story, and share it if you’re so inclined. Thanks! (This pic is from 2013ish)

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Welp, here we go with story time. A few weeks back I was feeling like hell, so bad that I actually went to work, stood around wobbly for about 3 minutes, and said “Nah, ya boy can’t do this”, and went home. I thought I could sleep whatever stomach bug was bothering

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Here’s a gofundme link for ya boy. https://t.co/AjpeXk6m2b

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Welp, here we go with story time. A few weeks back I was feeling like hell, so bad that I actually went to work, stood around wobbly for about 3 minutes, and said “Nah, ya boy can’t do this”, and went home. I thought I could sleep whatever stomach bug was bothering

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That’s it, that’s all I have for now. I REALLY wanted to post a video of me dunking when I turned 50 next year. Now I just want to be able to walk unassisted 🤷🏾‍♂️. Life is funny that way. Keep your heads up people, I know I am.