Khaleb 🐐

I match the vibes you bring to the table. I breathe #HR

[Last B 🌼🌸 @Ony1nyechi]

But I’m wrong for calling them Islamic terrorists?

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

I’ve tweeted it before but I’ll say it again, everyone I know that traveled out 2-4 years there life has gotten significantly better in a way that might not have happened if they were still in Nigeria.

[Cyborg Warlord @Admiral_Cyborg]

PDP destroyed Nigeria and a kg of gas was 150, rice was 7k for a bag, a carton of Turkey was 7k.

Tinubu is fixing Nigeria, but Nigerians can't eat...

[Everest @novieverest]

Iran used the ceasefire to buy defense systems from China. Israel used 3 hours to destroy the defense systems.

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

this country is run by idiots on a special level 😭

[fool me can’t get fooled again @foolmealex]

Dating your coworker used to be one of the top ways to meet your spouse and now there’s a massive social taboo against it

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

So there’s an app called Outlier that gives people remote jobs. Some Nigerians got on it, made money and started making silly “content” telling other Nigerians to use vpn to mask their actual location. Now Outlier is banning Nigerians.

Why do we do this?

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“Please, I have come to make some clarification. Today makes it 24 days that we have been in this place. Some press media outlets are complicating the issue by stating that the people who abducted us requested N1 billion ransom and demanded Sharia law across the country. These claims are not true…….”

Abducted principal, Rachael Alamu of Community High School, Ahoro-Esinle.

[CHIEF i k u k u 1 🇳🇴 @IEruona]

@UgwunnaEjikem It's gonna be electric lol, lots familiar atmospheres, Etihad, Anfield, Old Trafford, Hotspur stadium.... with drunk crowds chanting through knockouts would be next level entertainment. Only for England to lose the final at Wembley, 😭😭😭

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

God! this will eat so bad.

This football crazed nation, everybody will just go crazy, that entire summer will feel like one mega holiday.

[Æ @RobinaxOg]

In 2011 - Buhari's supporter killed people in the North when he lost. They didn't damage the fabric, but Obidents are the ones damaging the fabric.

A lot of you think like people who were dropped on their head.

Yes! Obi refused to be VP to Atiku and that won't change.

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

Being a Nigerian living in Nigeria, is realizing that 70 to 80% of your problem (as a 30 to 40years old person) will be sorted if only Bola was a working president.

[Æ @RobinaxOg]

📷 📷 : Chakam!!

[BLESSED 🥷 @Dee_9889]

INEC we came here to warn you guys, if you know you are prepared to be used to rig election come 2027, better right your will down..

— Well meaning Nigerian

[Habu Sadeik @HabuSadeik]

Adelabu's version of "turn off your freezer"

😅

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

I told my guy that i was hungry yesterday and he asked me to take out soup from the freezer so i can defrost. Immediately i opened it and reached for the plate, that was the last thing i remembered for like 3 seconds. Everywhere first blur, i stood there totally shocked wondering what happened. Only for this bagger lizard to come and ask me if it shocked me, i nodded. He now said “no vex abeg i for tell you to wear slippers before you open am”.😭😭

[Omar little @_ManLikeAJ]

Bosun Tijani had all the tech solutions to the national problems until he was made minister, a platform to implement his ideas. It's been graveyard silence from him ever since

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

You don't like 50/50 men

You also don't want to cook for 100/0 men

So what are you contributing to the relationship?

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

“To My Fellow Nigerian Soldiers And Personnel, Please Do Not Shoot Or Open Teargas On Peaceful Protesters. Let Them Exercise Their Civil Rights. Even If An Order Is Given, Still Make Use Of Your Brain. How Will You Feel, Or Even Sleep, If Your Children, Wife, Mother, Father, Or Relative Is One Of The Kidnap Victims In The Bush?”. ~ Nigerian Soldier Warns

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

“We see government institutions doing the wrong thing and telling people to go to court. When a thief tells you to go to court, just know that his brother is the judge.” — Former President, Goodluck Jonathan