DedInsyde

quite literally making my way downtown (she/her)

[DedInsyde @black_barnacle]

@philosophymeme0 Mine is a GE and the finish sound is just like a minute long blaring horn. It scares the crap out of me every single time.

[DedInsyde @black_barnacle]

@donogheart This is the America that they want

[DedInsyde @black_barnacle]

@bisexualdva Nobody cares about my personal fav “ugliest girl on the beach”

[DedInsyde @black_barnacle]

On a serious note every time he said “plate licker” I flinched. It felt like a #superslur 😭😭

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

When I check out with $377.40 worth of groceries and the cashier asks if I want to donate a dollar for starving children

[DedInsyde @black_barnacle]

@SomaKazima2

[DedInsyde @black_barnacle]

Lemme tell you something. If all my buddies got inside a fake horse and didn’t tell me anything I would’ve killed myself before the bad guys even found the horse. They would’ve found my dead ass next to the horse bc I thought my buddies left me :(

[DedInsyde @black_barnacle]

Why’d yall name that damn raccoon Jimothy??? 😭😭

[maia ☆🇵🇸 @maiadidntwakeup]

Complaining about my stomach hurting after knowingly eating some bullshit

[👑🗽 @_sosoqueens]

Seems like butt the only safe thing to eat now

[DedInsyde @black_barnacle]

👁️👁️

[The General @GeneralMCNews]

BREAKING: Benjamin Netanyahu will attend Lindsey Graham's funeral in Washington, D.C., where he also plans to meet with President Trump with a list of demands.

[DedInsyde @black_barnacle]

@EricG1247 They should be in the club 😢

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

proof of life

[miia @miiagarro]

being a man must be so easy all you have to do is lie and get haircuts

[DedInsyde @black_barnacle]

@Def_Not_Deuce I know my brain is a little goofed bc I was waiting for CK to show up

[DedInsyde @black_barnacle]

I heard Taylor’s guests were served lobster flown in by tiny planes and Travis’s guests got chicken strips.

[DedInsyde @black_barnacle]

@YNG__24 😈

[DedInsyde @black_barnacle]

Just saw a law office ad for social media addiction. Omg we are so back. This is my generation’s gynocomastia!

[DedInsyde @black_barnacle]

@LurkAtHomeMom So in the past the pharmacist wasn’t allowed to go to lunch (techs can’t work without a pharmacist on duty). But pharmacists now get a ~30 min lunch in an 8-12hr day so the pharmacy gets to close for 30 mins.

[DedInsyde @black_barnacle]

Mind you they’re trying to destroy the nature parts…

[Gentleman Heathcliff @GentlemanHeathy]

Wtf do you mean the OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE ACCOUNT posted this on tiktok??

[brewster @brewsternova]

When you’re in the movie theater people start inventing new ways to cough