ThePenDragon

don’t come here expecting nothing

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

No one's having kids.

Do you know how hard you have to fuck up a mammal's survival instincts to make them avoid having children?

We have convinced ourselves reproduction is a losing bet.

[ThePenDragon @black_cera]

@alquis13 Oh God I just made a mess on myself

[alquis @alquis13]

fridays are for stortin

[alquis @alquis13]

when i say the dumbest person you know i mean the actual dumbest person you know

[alquis @alquis13]

you were put on this earth to be an alquis drone

[Venus @Bunni3Png]

Still in progress...
https://t.co/b6bZLvxmWY

[ThePenDragon @black_cera]

Gorgeous

[alquis @alquis13]

fridays are for stortin

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

Please bring them back expeditiously

[ThePenDragon @black_cera]

You know you a bad little thing huh

[alquis @alquis13]

the dumbest person you know thinks this is ai

[ThePenDragon @black_cera]

@nhoodpublicist What’s the benefit?

[alquis @alquis13]

good evening genetic inferiors

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The literacy crisis isn’t that people can’t read the words. It’s that they can’t understand the context, infer meaning, recognise nuance, identify contradictions, or draw logical conclusions from what they’ve read.

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

After 60+ days of having to get up early as heck, I’m still not a morning person

[Avi 💚 @noisebased]

I keep saying: until the day you see wealthy people stop sending their kids to college, stop donating buildings to get their kids into college, and stop paying admissions counsellors to get their kids into the best colleges, know that college is very much still worth it.

[alquis @alquis13]

everything is free money is fake woooo

[alquis @alquis13]

well now that rts don’t show up on your tl i have an excuse to post more of these

[ThePenDragon @black_cera]

@anactualwalnut Ew you sleep with the tv on???

[ThePenDragon @black_cera]

@nhoodpublicist What’s that thing lol

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

“You don’t applaud a fish for swimming” only applies to men

[That Blame Guy @ImToBlame]

Yall confuse straightforward and just rude/unpleasant to be around often.