samantha

[Watcher @wearewatcher]

Shout out to our bi fans, this bisexual lighting is for you

[SZA @sza]

SOS OUT NOW https://t.co/LQNd1Ny0iy

[Elyse Willems @ElyseWillems]

Packing for trips is easy; I just make sure to bring every article of clothing I could never imagine wearing in my regular life, and absolutely hate.

[buzzfeed unsolved without context @bfunocontext]

#GhostFiles

[Watcher @wearewatcher]

Happy Ghost Files Debrief Wednesday to those who celebrate

[Watcher @wearewatcher]

"Can you hum Mozart" next

[samantha @blackbeerae]

@Eksuos @eddieenjoyer I thought you were gonna regale a tale about us making out instead of watching something so I'm glad it's actually about me getting annoyed lmfao

[samantha @blackbeerae]

@eddieenjoyer @alyntory @Eksuos He's going to be able to draw all the characters from memory lol he has a whole page of practice sketches because it's Ethan and he has to do it perfectly 😂

[samantha @blackbeerae]

Decided to listen to Kid Cudi for the first time in awhile and man did I fully gloss over him comparing pussy to a moist towelette. I can't think of a sexier comparison than the thing you use to wash your hands after eating crab.

[samantha @blackbeerae]

@eddieenjoyer The probably is reassuring lmfao

[samantha @blackbeerae]

@eddieenjoyer Izzy is way too much of a sub for me to think you're like him lmfao

[samantha @blackbeerae]

Trying to arrange inspo for my pirate captain costume and truly baffled by how consistently women's costumes feature bare shoulders and a flouncy skirt. How am I supposed to pillage and murder in this shit?!

[samantha @blackbeerae]

Earlier this week I mistyped and almost emailed a client about spaying their bussy. The best part is the n is not even close to the s on the keyboard so my hands were deffo trying to get me in hot water.

[samantha @blackbeerae]

@eddieenjoyer You both would 100% get those and it's not a bit lmao

[samantha @blackbeerae]

@eddieenjoyer Do you think there's a scene where he gets to nibble on Blackbeard's toe in return 🤤

[samantha @blackbeerae]

@eddieenjoyer He learned specifically so he could write BlackbeardxIzzy fanfics lmao that's my head cannon

[samantha @blackbeerae]

@eddieenjoyer Didnt he show Ed a picture from a book that was supposed to be Blackbeard at some point? I feel like that insinuates he has some ability to parse text maybe

[👑 ofmd spoilers ‼️ @buttons_sun]

libras, you have my mans lucius. an air sign, libras often love that they stray from the status quo. it can give them an air of pretension, and they're known in friend circles for being upfront and a little blunt - but they do try their hardest to be charming about it.

[amelia!! @ylissebian]

this. yeah