Matthew Grau

Writer, Game Designer, Screenwriter, Director, & Fun at Parties.

[Matthew Grau @blackcatinla]

Been dungeon-crawling again. Sometimes it's good to get back to basics.

[Matthew Grau @blackcatinla]

Holy cow. I resurrected this account.

[Matthew Grau @blackcatinla]

"But jurant well the keened new be the I saliently seabag of and duststorms bruts." Something to ponder.

[Matthew Grau @blackcatinla]

Did I fall off the face of the Earth? Nope. Just traveling.

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I'm pimping it one last time. This is your last chance!. Monday, at some point later in the day, Gamerati is going to close out Late Backer options. The Pledge Manager will remain open for backers, so that you can make any changes. https://t.co/SMQMQIdqrE

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We're in the final days of the GWAR vs Time Pledge Manager! You'll have through the weekend to get in there and make sure everything is as you like it.

If you have friends who missed the campaign, we also have late backer options so that they can... https://t.co/9GfOHhqmeO

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ONLY A FEW HOURS LEFT!

Check it out and get in while there's still time! Get it, time? The game is called GWAR vs Time? Moving on.

But seriously, there's cool free stuff unlocked and some cool swag to buy. If you... https://t.co/eUpKdkR1iF

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It's the final days of the GWAR vs Time Kickstarter campaign! If you haven't got in on this fun, many Stretch Goals have opened up and there's even more cool stuff available.

PLEASE SHARE WILDLY! https://t.co/1IEDUlDDFC

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Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes!

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ATTENTION GEN CON ATTENDEES!

This is happening tonight. GWAR is here. Come and have some fun.

If you're going to the ENnie's, we're going on afterwards and we're a great place to end your night. https://t.co/FAwbe1bGDS

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IT'S ALIVE!!!

Our Kickstarter for the GWAR vs. Time deck building game has launched! Please come and check it out. Something for the whole family. Okay, not really, but cool nonetheless.

Please re-post wildly! https://t.co/2vIFi9uPy3

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You like GWAR? You like games? Well, we're (WildFire) making one - a deck-building game! The Kickstarter goes live next Monday (the 29th), so get ready to get on-line. 🤪

And if you're going to Gen Con, we'll have Jizmak da Gusha, Beefcake the... https://t.co/mkI8ffiTQx

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If you're going to Gen Con this year, come to our party at Tiki Bob's back room on Friday! Members of GWAR will be joining us for part of the night, so you might be able to meet them. Everything else you need to... https://t.co/ic955utZZ9

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Tonight it hit me. My life has become a country song. I don't particularly care for country music, so clearly this is a sign that it's time for a change.

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You know, I lost like 60 lbs last fall. I should probably post pictures.

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Yup. It needs more zazz.

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The best game I played in 2018 was life. The worst game I played in 2018 was life.

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Also, strangely enough, it is considered gauche to wish a Crappy New Year to people you're upset with, like say a theoretical ex-girlfriend who allegedly treated you like a chump.

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I suppose it would be remiss of me not to post New Year wishes.

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