Black Comedy

News and updates on the writing of Christian Cook

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#Short #story, Some corner of a distant field, now in '#Hitler Did It,' 4th in #Stringybark Editor's Choice series. https://t.co/8QnuJ1Qh

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First bit of media coverage spotted in the wild. http://t.co/JcMMPR0G

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HELP NEEDED. Please spread the word and help find missing vulnerable person, Jack Thompson, in Somerset. http://t.co/kFegrp1f

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#FREE entry to great #music. Live #acoustic #bands and free #cake at #Glastonbury. SAT 5th May. https://t.co/6fFvMTFQ

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'Tipping Point' Anthology now available on Amazon. http://t.co/TOfNiuSB

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When did the kindle edition of Broken Eggshells come out? Nobody told me. http://t.co/RHaC38Rr

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#Free #Glastonbury #Music event. Pop Up Cafe. An evening of #live #music and FREE #CAKE. http://t.co/SHbUBtKl

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Hmmm, maybe I shouldn't have let the Greek government borrow my copy of Thelma and Louise over the weekend.

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@TwopTwips Dispose of an old washing machine by painting a US flag on the side and chucking it over your neighbour's fence at midnight.

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RT @thriceC: I watched CBeebies glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. http://t.co/ko85h8c

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They say that everyone in the world is never more than 5 metres from #Kevin #Bacon. Hang on, that can't be true, can it?

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Laughter is the best medicine. Though there is not enough data yet to fully judge its success rate at treating spinal injuries.

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Exclusive footage of #Rupert #Murdoch apologising for the hacking scandal. http://t.co/lmSBtLz #notw #hacking #apology

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Dougal has fallen off the Magic Roundabout #notw #hacking #Rebekah #Brooks #Resigns

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Rumour: #NOTW paid for hacking inquiry police to go on tour of Ben Nevis. Evidence seems to suggest that this went all the way to the top.

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BREAKING NEWS: Police have just contacted the speaking clock to notify it that it might have been hacked by The News Of The World. #notw

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I used to work in a lost property office. I didn't enjoy it, so I handed in my notice. The next day a woman came in claiming it was hers.

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FROME FESTIVAL Music, literature, drama, comedy, films, photography, exhibitions, fashion. Visit http://bit.ly/kjy6Zh or flw @Frome_Festival

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Turnip Rice. A rather bland meal, but could it win a major art award?

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What's the easiest way to fly to #Saudi #Arabia? Stamp down hard on an #Arab #Spring.