Black People Tweets

Sharing the best of twitter
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[Black People Tweets @blackcomedyy]

Get this 24K Gold Dipped Rose that never dies for your loved ones this Valentines Day before its too late from

On Sale 50% Off This Week Only!!
https://t.co/mMFfq6I4Sj

[Black People Tweets @blackcomedyy]

I NEED THIS DOG https://t.co/ZsYW1uIPpA

[Black People Tweets @blackcomedyy]

THIS DOG LOOKS SO CUTE, HE'S SERVING LOOKS.

[Black People Tweets @blackcomedyy]

same

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WHY DOES KID LOOK MORE LIKE STEPH CURRY THAN STEPH CURRY LOOK LIKE STEPH CURRY https://t.co/q2VbBx7GJF

[Black People Tweets @blackcomedyy]

me: "I got so much to do, I'm gonna start"
also me: https://t.co/NK1WvD8khi

[Black People Tweets @blackcomedyy]

when bae talks about things he's passionate about https://t.co/NkXSxcYv0i

[Black People Tweets @blackcomedyy]

FROZEN 2 IS COMING!!

[Black People Tweets @blackcomedyy]

THIS IS GENIUS 😂😂

[Black People Tweets @blackcomedyy]

this makes me so fucking happy https://t.co/J2BbNMB5ag

[Black People Tweets @blackcomedyy]

WHY THE HELL CAN I HEAR THIS GIF 😭 https://t.co/SLfBlq9rVs

[Black People Tweets @blackcomedyy]

Clay: *breathes*
Justin: https://t.co/LcRbbZTVjs

[Black People Tweets @blackcomedyy]

when I'm petty tweeting and someone asks me who it's about

[Black People Tweets @blackcomedyy]

when i catch myself about to text someone who left me on read

[Black People Tweets @blackcomedyy]

teacher: don't come to me the last week of the semester asking for extra credit

*me showing up the last week of the semester* :

[Black People Tweets @blackcomedyy]

When you wake up and enjoy the 30 seconds of calm before your anxiety kicks in… https://t.co/i30NbUXNjG

[Black People Tweets @blackcomedyy]

when you start to feel the pressure after getting more than 5 RTs

[Black People Tweets @blackcomedyy]

"Would you hit your best friend with a car for $5M?"

Me: