BlackedoutBarry

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Wishes himself a #HappyFathersDay. With a kegorator.

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Buys octo-funnel. All for him.

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Chaperones son's 7th grade school dance. Spikes punch.

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Brushes teeth with bottle of jack. Uses whole bottle.

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Goes to strip Club. For the buffet.

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Wakes up in the trunk of a '97 Mercury Grand Marquis. Was roofied by @AlanHungover.

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Receives communion wine. Gets back in line.

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Calls 911. Orders a Pizza.

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Early Morning Meeting. Venti Everclear.

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Asks for RT from @MensHumor. Get's Sauced and Cries.

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Cooks Breakfast. Burns bloody mary's.

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“@MensHumor: If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.”
Speaks mind. Punches self in face.

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Drives to AA meeting. Hammered.

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Rages. Temporarily loses eyesight. @getLEEtarded

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Eating Contest. Jello shots.

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Hour lunch Break at work. Power Hour.

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Goes to wine tasting. Wakes up in roadside ditch.

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Waiting for communion wine. Brings funnel.

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Family game night. Edward 40 hands.