Major Blackentarry

Women want me. Men want to be like me. Actor/Stuntman/Bon Vivant; Dazzling Urbanite; Erstwhile convict. Irish fan. Deadhead. SlapShot Enthusiast.

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@RonFilipkowski @JohnJHarwood FIGJAM.
Fuck
I’m
Good.
Just
Ask
Me.

-Lefty

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@kbro6134 @Super70sSports I had a college girlfriend I called Quisp. I’d lick her till she turned as cross-eyed as that extraterrestrial freak on the cereal box. Bless her heart. I often wonder whatever became of ol’ Quisp.

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@Super70sSports It was Sugar Bear who inspired the 2014 Cubs mascot to eschew trousers and casually dangle his junk with the insouciance of a WWII vet strolling around the men’s locker room at a modern day health club. A move that’s both heroically defiant and abjectly horrible to view.

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@GrowingUpRetro

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@RealJorgeSBeach Sir, this is a Wendy’s!

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@Super70sSports Fun fact: the 1980 Oilers equipment managers were required to fill Gatorade bottles with Ron Rico 151 & Snake Venom Cola, a mix that had the same flammability as JP-5 jet fuel, and was illegal in states that were not formerly part of the Confederacy.

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@JSShepley @MarquetteAlumni @MarquetteU How about Rev. Matt Foley (to Farls’ left). Did he make it? Or was he offering some motivational speaking guidance? Or perhaps dining on government cheese whilst residing in a van down by the river?

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@MarquetteAlumni @MarquetteU Hey @marquetteu Rugby and @MarquetteAlumni, thanks for the rugby, the post-match hijinks at The Green Tree and for letting our boys crash at the Red House in the mid-80s. #notredamerugby ☘️ 🏉

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@lippyent I met her on the dance floor at 1015 Folsom in SF late one night about 25 years ago. We were both rolling on everything but roller skates. Had some fun grinding with her but it was a brief encounter.

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@OleTimeHardball Doug Rader.

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@Rainmaker1973

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@VinnysCorner1

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@Pearlwontmiss Does he happen to reside in Transylvania?

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@CF1550 @HoltzHeroes Monk also protected his CSC pedophile pals.

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@SD2Mics @jwvaughn13 4for40 and Marcus Freeman are the real deal.

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@PeterHamby @JoshKraushaar

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@nut_history Timmy!

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@MikeTSinger BOGO! ☘️

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@Rainmaker1973 Jealous.

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@KevG163 @LogueTheschwab If Minnesota had its own currency, the steely visage of Bud Grant would be on the dollar bill.

That’s a face you can set your watch to.