people are looking at this and seeing crochet. i’m looking at it and seeing an insane translation problem.
a QR code is basically a visual language, every square has a job. now imagine taking that digital language and converting every relevant part of it into physical stitches, while keeping the proportions, spacing and contrast accurate enough for a camera to understand it. you don’t get to freestyle halfway through. one wrong decision can break the whole thing.
howard gardner’s theory of multiple intelligences explains this because this is clearly more than just “being good with your hands.” there’s spatial intelligence, pattern recognition, mathematical thinking, visual judgment and an absurd amount of patience happening simultaneously.
in a sane country she should be paid simply to let people watch her. her talent is ridiculous.
You know how you can use statements from Risevest or PiggyVest as proof of financial capability for visa applications, can you use like a portfolio statement from a stock investment platform like say Bamboo for same purposes?
@Skolex5 Make quarterly plans for girls’ outings. You can also budget ₦1m to ₦1.5m yearly for vacations and still enjoy your life. You don’t have to sacrifice enjoying yourself completely to build wealth.
@Skolex5 You honestly don’t need a new bag and shoe every month 😭. I’d focus aggressively on building your assets first. Save 50% of that ₦870k, which is ₦435k monthly. With compounding, you can get close to ₦20m in 3 years at 23% p.a.
@Skolex5 ₦20m at 23% yields ₦4.6m yearly, about ₦383k monthly. Get your assets funding your lifestyle, then spend the ROI however you like after those 3 years.
“My most embarrassing moment in Hollywood as a Nigerian ,was shooting an African-inspired movie. An Igbo actor struggled with the Yoruba language, so I explained it to the producers. They looked me in the face and said, ‘I DON’T CARE.’”
—Omotola Jalade
HIRING: OPERATIONS MANAGER
Location: Magodo Isheri (Must reside in Ojodu Berger and environs)
Industry: Food & Drinks
Salary: N1.8M - N2.4M per annum.
Work Schedule: Monday–Saturday | 4 days off per month | Closed Sundays
Start date: Sept 28th
ABOUT THE ROLE
We need a hands-on and very proactive Operations Manager who runs a tight ship. You will own operations across production and delivery. You answer for every team member’s performance. Your job is to ensure targets are hit, standards are maintained, and nothing falls through the cracks.
KEY RESPONSIBILITIES
Production & Quality Control – You oversee production daily. Inspect everything. No defects allowed.
Staff Management – You manage all staff. You set targets. You hold them accountable.
Inventory & Supply Chain – Control stock levels. Negotiate with suppliers. Stop wastage.
Delivery & Logistics – All deliveries are on time and accurate. You own customer complaints.
Vendor Relations – You are the main contact for suppliers and vendors. Manage all agreements.
Compliance – Food safety is non-negotiable. You audit everything. Fix hazards immediately.
Reporting – Submit daily and weekly reports. Escalate issues. Bring solutions.
WHAT WE’RE LOOKING FOR
Proven experience in operations management, ideally in food & beverage or fast-moving consumer goods
Leadership mindset — ability to manage, motivate, and hold teams accountable
Attention to detail — nothing slips past you; quality and targets matter equally
Problem-solver — quick thinking in fast-paced environments
Sales-minded — comfortable pushing for growth and new business
Deep knowledge of food safety, hygiene standards, and health regulations
Vendor management experience — comfortable negotiating and building relationships
Organized — can juggle multiple priorities without dropping balls
HOW TO APPLY
Email your CV + Cover Letter to: [email protected]
Subject Line: Your name and location