Alexander

Sith Lord. Cat Lover. Father to the cutest possible humans alive. ADHD (He/Him)

[Alexander @blackeyedzero]

@atrupar Which states are those?

[Alexander @blackeyedzero]

@Acyn Isn't that the whole point of being a New Yorker? I mean, there are multiple songs taking about "making it here then you can make it anywhere".

[Alexander @blackeyedzero]

@FkYeahMatt Lions lost to Pies in 23, then went on to win 3. We're a young team, just at the start of our premiership window, and hopefully this is the canon event we needed to start our own threepeat.

[Alexander @blackeyedzero]

Congratulations to Lachie Neale for finally successfully convincing someone, "it's isn't what it looks like" and "if it is, it's not as bad as you're making it".

[AFL Memes @MemesAFL]

Lachie Neale after fucking his missus’s best friend, bailing on his club, touring rival clubs mid-season, punching someone in the prelim and successfully invoking the “good bloke clause” to keep his shot at a three-peat alive

[Alexander @blackeyedzero]

@FkYeahMatt I feel that "It's not that bad" and "I shouldn't be punished like that" are arguments Lachie's made before.

Not to much success I might add.

[Alexander @blackeyedzero]

@FkYeahMatt I hear ya. I'm not sure if I'm numb from the years of disappointment and I'm subconsciously protecting myself, or I'm saving it all up for the big day.

Or, third option, this is another symptom of the complete burn out we're all living in now.

[Alexander @blackeyedzero]

@MizzyMogs Dungeons and Dragons: Dark Sun

[Alexander @blackeyedzero]

@FkYeahMatt There needs to be a little section north of the river near Perth where Eagles fans want the Lions to win, so they can keep making that stupid "what ship" and empty cabinet.jpg joke.

[Alexander @blackeyedzero]

@MusicBrownlow 3. Bound for Glory - Angry Anderson
2. Shipping up To Boston - Dropkick Murphys
3. Out of Bounds - Eric Bana

[Alexander @blackeyedzero]

@MadelaineLucyH If either of them is like me, they'll get some from the car, because I'm always forgetting it, so I have multiple bottles stashed in various places.

[Alexander @blackeyedzero]

@MusicBrownlow 3. Imagine - John Lennon
2. I Was Only 19 - Redgum
1. Careless Whisper - George Michael

[Alexander @blackeyedzero]

@MandyFrizzle The grind to get out of bronze is harsh. You need so much Gatorade.

[Alexander @blackeyedzero]

@MusicBrownlow 3. Roxette - The Look
2. Cheap Trick - The Flame
1. Rat Cat - Don't Go Now

[Alexander @blackeyedzero]

@PatMcAfeeShow But on the plus side, it's the AFL finals. Great sports content for you.

[Alexander @blackeyedzero]

@atrupar Teachers need to crowd fund school supplies. Nobody is paying for secret surgery.

[Alexander @blackeyedzero]

@MusicBrownlow 3. Killing in the name of - RatM
2. Wish you were here - Pink Floyd
1. If you tolerate this - Manic Street Preachers

[Alexander @blackeyedzero]

@atrupar Remember when Bill Clinton getting on a plane was a serious scandal?

[Alexander @blackeyedzero]

@MusicBrownlow 3. Queen of the Damned
2. The Crow
1. American Pie

[Madelaine Hanson @MadelaineLucyH]

Right wing comedian: women are stupid 😏

Everyone: where’s the joke

Right wing comedian: hahaha so you’re OFFENDED 😏

Everyone: no you just didn’t tell a joke

Right wing comedian: so you want me cancelled 🙄

Everyone: no you just aren’t telling jokes, you’re making statements, it’s not funny. Won’t watch again

Right wing comedian: MY SHOW WAS CANCELLED BECAUSE OF THE WOKE LEFT