Craig Pearlman

Geek, table-top gamer, TV enthusiast, food lover, cat parent, native Philadelphian, and grump. He/him. Sr. Dev @ 1Password. Opinions are mine.

[Craig Pearlman @blackfog]

This is a really long tweet. Or it will be when I'm done typing it in. It's really devoid of any useful information. It's babble. Absolutely no content. Just text. And more text. And more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more text. And, yet, some more and

[Craig Pearlman @blackfog]

testing 1-2-3, testing #ignoreme

[Craig Pearlman @blackfog]

Hi Twitter! Just dropping in to see if this place has become a toxic right-wing hellscape yet.

Find me over on that 🦣 site. And probably that blue site whenever I get an invite.

Okaybye.

[Craig Pearlman @blackfog]

@AmyPearlman @luke_pighetti No, ‘tis accurate. Good info on Flutter, though. Useful next time someone in management thinks we can create unicorns. (I’m about to eliminate our very small, but overly complicated, experiment with RN with _extreme_ prejudice.)

[Craig Pearlman @blackfog]

What do we think the chances are SEPTA will manage to switch from Key Cards to smartphones before whatever the next technology happens to be takes over?

[Craig Pearlman @blackfog]

@TaraTLK Isn’t that every day?

[Craig Pearlman @blackfog]

When I think of places teens want to hang out, the library is not the place that comes to mind.

Also, if you think all the libraries in this city are safe, you’re in for quite an awakening.

[Rebecca Rhynhart @RebeccaRhynhart]

Tonight I did not address the core issue with the Fashion District curfew. Our teens have far too few places to go for activities. That’s why as mayor I will fully fund our libraries and rec centers to give our teens safe spaces and places in their neighborhood and in Center City

[Craig Pearlman @blackfog]

Fuck Florida. https://t.co/A9Y8uFBN3p

[Craig Pearlman @blackfog]

Max is this decade’s “extreme.”

[Craig Pearlman @blackfog]

@AmyPearlman @jashapiro @IBX ‘Cept I didn’t say “frickin.” 😜

[Craig Pearlman @blackfog]

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[Craig Pearlman @blackfog]

Dear TV Prop Makers,

If you’re making something that’s supposed to be a Quran, perhaps consider binding it on the correct side.

[Craig Pearlman @blackfog]

Dear Everyone on TV with a Gun,

Get a holster. Your waistband is just a recipe to accidentally shoot yourself in the cojones.

[Craig Pearlman @blackfog]

Also, medical shows: HIPAA. Look it up.

[Craig Pearlman @blackfog]

Let's remember that, in the end, he's not seeing jail for these crimes (if convicted). He's likely going to end up under house arrest, posting things to social media from his gold toilet wearing an ankle tracker. Because rich white dude.

[Craig Pearlman @blackfog]

Dear Medical Shows,

When you take off procedure gloves, they don't go on the patient's bedside table.

Love,

People Who Prefer Bio-Safety

[Dr. Jen Wolkin | ADHD + Trauma Therapist @drjenwolkin]

The ADHD tendency to need routine but then get painfully bored with routine and need excitement but then get overwhelmed and overstimulated and need routine.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

On this Transgender Day of Visibility, Michelle and I want every trans person in America—and around the world—to know that we see you and we stand with you. Every LGBTQIA+ person deserves to feel safe and protected.

[Craig Pearlman @blackfog]

@TomSmallwood Honestly, they’re all corrupt, each in their own way (mostly fecklessness vs righteous indifference). I’m only a Democrat so I can vote in primaries in PA. I’ve been unaffiliated most of my life. We should’ve listened to Washington.

[Craig Pearlman @blackfog]

This one’s easy: you do the crime, you do the time. Having once been President is not a Get Out of Jail Free card. Period. End of story.