~ Al.

will work for food

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

nobody:
me to my alien: so this is a crunchwrap supreme

[~ Al. @blackichan05]

I hope my professor laughs.

[~ Al. @blackichan05]

@emiweelee @ProvoSchoolDist I teach health in springville and nutrition isn’t just avoiding obesity, it’s all the benefits of every nutrient and how to make healthy food choices to fuel your body and maintain a healthy weight. This is not a well done “introductory test.”

[~ Al. @blackichan05]

@ordinary_maryy I think it would be a fun game to get everyone together that we grew up with that is no longer in the church and all share 🍃

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

But I’m no fan of the far right either.

Let’s have less hate and more love.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Your tongue is the only part of your reflection you can lick

[~ Al. @blackichan05]

@ashienicoo Work at a residential facility! That’s what I do and if I had summers off that’s where I’d go work!

[nba paint @nba_paint]

For every 25 likes this gets, I'll make Braun's neck longer.

[𝓛υ𝓝𝓨𝐚~ ก₍⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫⸍̣⸌₎ค @luneigh]

the riddler in the batman (2022)

[Isabella Moody @IsabellaIsMoody]

“How insensitive of you to think that I work”

[Teri Hales @emancipatedteri]

What if…stay with me here…you weren’t destined for anything?
What if there is no grand plan you’re here to fulfill and you just get to unfold and bloom into whatever captures your excitement and passion in the moment?
What if the purpose is just to learn as you go?

[~ Al. @blackichan05]

Demi Lavatos head spider tattoo

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The last thing you Googled is currently hunting you and is approaching quickly. What's chasing you? 💭

[emma lord @dilemmalord]

this tumblr post deserves to be put in history textbooks

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

Some of y’all read that the brain isn’t fully developed until 25 and took that as “no one has any critical reasoning skills until god flips a switch on their 25th birthday”

[~ Al. @blackichan05]

✨Putting it into the universe. ✨I’m going to have a Doctorate degree before I’m 30. Universe do your thing!

[~ Al. @blackichan05]

Why am I obsessed with this hair color!? I don’t think I’ve ever felt prettier.

[𝓐. @angelsquemus]

pov: a girl in her 20s who stopped making herself feel guilty for everything and just started living. start being nice to yourself, you are your forever bestie.