My kitchen window faces my neighbour's kitchen window. Sometimes I want to drink leftover gravy straight from the jug but I don't want my neighbours to look in and judge me, so I squat on the floor out of view.
@bushontheradio Bus journey from Workington to Keswick. Only 20 miles but was epic. Young girl sitting on top deck at the back, got up, staggered forwards then vomited all way down the stairs. Bus set off, then the entire top deck noticed an old man, pants down, having a pee in a car park