Guys, dolphins know how to get high. 🤷🏼♀️ And here is how.
They use pufferfish. When a pufferfish gets threatened, it releases a potent neurotoxin. The dolphins figured out that if you bite the fish just gently enough, a tiny dose won't kill you, it just completely alters your perception.
So they pass it around to their friends like a joint, taking turns for 20 minutes straight. Afterward, they just float near the surface, barely moving, staring off into nothing.
Besides humans, they are the only animals known to intentionally seek out altered states just for the pleasure of it. Pure stoners of the sea.😏
Ederson has been called up for Brazil just a few days after signing for Man United. Maybe truly if Joao Pedro played for Man United instead of Chelsea Ancelloti would have called him up for the World Cup.
Mais de um século a elevar o futebol português e a inspirar milhões por todo o mundo. Orgulho em fazer parte deste caminho e em representar Portugal 🇵🇹⚽ Parabéns, FPF!